Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Season 1 Episode 1

First Day / Lockers

Aired Saturday 8:00 PM Sep 12, 2004 on Nickelodeon



  • Quotes

    • Ned: Forget the coat, we've had classes together since the first grade, and now we won't even have one elective together. What were you thinking?
      Moze: I was thinking that I'm a girl whose two best friends are guys and maybe it's time to add a best girlfriend to the list.
      Ned: You have girl friends. (Ned pulls a random girl) You like Moze right?
      Girl: Yeah, hey Jennifer.
      Ned: (Ned pushes the girl away) See!
      Moze: Yeah but I'm thinking of best girl friend. You know, someone to talk about clothes, secrets, boys. (crickets chirping) Braiding hair!
      Cookie: Oh, I can braid hair.
      Moze & Ned: Don't admit that.