Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Season 4 Episode 3

Guide To: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs, And Weasels

Aired Saturday 8:00 PM Mar 26, 2010 on Nickelodeon



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Gordy: Who's the man to fear most, Mr. Weasel? Ha ha! The man who has nothing to lose. (chuckles And also, has an army authorized net launcher!
      (sees the weasel nibbling at a can.)
      Gordy: Freeze, Weasel!
      (the weasel runs away and Mr. Chopsaw steps where she was; Gordy fires the net at him by mistake)
      Chopsaw: Gordon! What are you doing?
      Gordy: It's that weasel! He's on a rampage!
      Chopsaw: I know! Look what he did to my oak! (holds up a thin, porous piece of wood: Rose the Lunch Lady walks up)
      Rose: And he ate up all my creamed spinach! (holds up empty cans; Coach Dirga walks up)
      Dirga: And it ate my dodgeballs! (holds up deflated red balls)
      Gordy: Well then, while the kids are on a field trip, we are going on a hunting trip! GET THAT WEASEL!

    • Ned: (hiding) Ahem. (Moze turns around to see him) You said you wanted to see the Wild Boy, right?
      Moze: It didn't happen.
      (Ned comes out and wears nothing but that grass skirt. Moze sees him and laughs, but then covers her mouth.)
      Ned: I don't think things are working out for me and Suzie.
      Moze: And Loomer's not my type. (Ned moves closer to Moze)
      Ned: Well, what is your type?
      Moze: You know me... I like the wild boys.
      Ned: (moves closer) So maybe, we should go out. You know, Boyfriend/Girlfriend, more than friends. (walks closer so that facing he)
      Moze: Hand holding, talking all night, heart-shaped candy on Valentine's Day? (Holds on to Ned's hands)
      Ned: I'm ready if you are.
      Moze: Bring it on. (Both lean in, and kiss)
      (After coming apart)
      Both: Best field trip ever.

    • Ned: So Gordy's done chasing weasels.
      Cookie: I got my pizza date with Lisa, and I'm going to meet her now.
      Moze: And since Ned and I are going out now, we'll join you.
      Ned: And we all lived happily ever after.

    • Gordy: (to the weasel) You ate my couch, you mauled my mid-morning snack, and you cost me my job! Okay, the job thing was my fault, but if this is my last day at Polk, IT WILL ALSO BE YOURS!!! (laughs maniacally, goes into his closet, comes out wearing an exterminator's suit, holding a net launcher) Because I have saved the best for last!

  • Notes

    • When Gordy and the rest of the teachers destroyed the school to try to catch the weasel, it was also a way to finish off the end of the show. They destroyed it because they know they won't use it anymore.

    • The commercial for the movie with Ned and Moze's history for being friends and maybe something more was actually part of the movie when Ned asked for a sign of who he should be with and he got a flashback of every moment he shared with Moze.

    • Suzie and Loomer start going out again.

  • Allusions