Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Season 3 Episode 19

Health / Jealousy

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Aired Saturday 8:00 PM May 12, 2007 on Nickelodeon
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Jealousy Ned and Moze pretend to date to get a jealous Missy out of Ned's hair and Cookie pretends he has a girlfriend to make Lisa jealous. Health: Ned gets an itch he can't scratch, Moze steals the gross CPR doll so she can clean it up and Cookie thinks Moze threw Faymen out a window.moreless

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  • An Unhealthy Dose of Jealousy

    10
    Unfortunately, Ned's Declassified was at its all time best at the very end of the series. This episode is one of the all time best in the series, and I would nominate the half-episode - Jealousy- for the funniest 15 minutes of Ned's ever.

    The first half "Health" is a very solid half episode with all three leads being afflicted with common puberty problems. This part relies primarily on Cookie's belief that Moze and Ned killed Fayman for its laughs, and it takes a breather from the Moze/Ned/Fayman triangle for a moment.

    The 2nd half - Jealousy - is almost non-stop hilarity and spends serious traction on moving the impending Ned/Moze coupling forward. I especially enjoy any episodes with Missy and Evelyn, and they both are serious parts of the action here. Seth is also hilarious and gets some play too. Seth challenges Fayman, hilariously, over Moze's honor, and the two duel throughout the show until they are even more comically joined by Billy. All seem oblivious to the fact that Ned and Moze are pretending to date so that Ned can rid himself of an insanely jealous Missy, who is afraid of Moze. Missy won't easily buy that Ned and Moze are dating, which forces them to get a little closer than they were planning, and of course, making it obvious to everyone else that they SHOULD date. Ultimately, when Missy tries to reclaim Ned, Moze becomes jealous for the first time and takes Ned back, ending Missy and Ned for good. Too bad that Moze's other suitors finally noticed Ned and Moze together. Hahaha...

    In a second and equally hilarious plot thread, Cookie creates a fake girlfriend in an attempt to make Lisa jealous. He is unaware that his behavior is making Evelyn jealous at the same time. Thru circumstance, Cookie chooses to claim Evelyn is his girlfriend rather than admit to Lisa that he made the whole thing up. This of course prompts a classic response from both Lisa and Evelyn.

    "We're going out? Kiss me, you fool!!"

    AWESOME. I've watched many times and it doesn't get old.moreless
  • Perfect

    10
    Jealousy- Ned is tired of Missy, so he pretends him and Moze are dating to get her to leave him alone. Will this plan work?



    Health- Ned has an embarrassing itch he cannot get rid of, Moze does not want to kiss the CPR dummy and accidentally chucks it out a window, and Cookie is having mood swings, and thinks Moze thre Faymen out a window (not the dummy, but Faymen).



    Good episodes, both were really funny and had entertaining plots. I liked Health more though, but Jealousy was of course, also very good, both episodes get an A+ in my booksmoreless
  • A great episode that is a great way to lead up to the series finale.

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    Health-

    This was a generally good episode. Nickelodeon found a way to cover the topic of health without using any 'innapropriate' words. I thought Cookie's mood swings were hilarious. His expression was priceless and I have to give a special thumbs up to Daniel Curtis Lee for this great display of acting. I thought the fact that Moze keeps getting hit with the dislodged food was moderately funny, but the all time best part of this episode was Cookie's mood swings and him thinking that Moze and Ned threw Faymen out the window.



    Jealousy- Other than the finale, this was one of the best episodes. I loved the part when Ned tells Missy that he's going out with Moze. Even when Missy had already left, Moze kept holding onto Ned until he told her that she could let go. This was the perfect episode to lead up to the finale, because you see by far the biggest expression of having feelings for each other from Ned and Moze. Moze actually forgot who Faymen was for a few seconds when Ned asked her about him. This episode was the frosting under the icing of the cake.moreless
  • a good episode

    9.3
    In Jealousy Ned and Moze pretend to date to get a jealous Missy out of Ned's hair. Moze has Faymon, Lumor, and Seth fighting over her. Cookie pretends he has a girlfriend to make Lisa jealous. Lisa isnt jealous of Cookie she is happy for him. Cookies who had an imaginary girlfriend just happened to have a real girlfriend who is Evelyn. In Health Ned gets an itch he can't scratch, Moze steals the gross CPR doll so she can clean it up. Cookie has mood swings because he didnt eat breakfest Ned uses talcom powder to get rid of his itch. Moze, Gordy, and the Mr. Monroe decide to burrier the CPR doll so they can get a new doll. Cookie thinks that Moze threw Faymon out the window but it was actually the CPR doll.moreless
  • The episode was so awesome!

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    Health: It's was great. It's funny when Cookie thought Moze threw Faymen out a window. But it was actually Larry CPR. Ned has problem itch so he can't scratch.



    Jealousy: Missy is so Jealousy because she doesn't want Ned with other girl. Wow, Missy is not jealousy when Ned is always with Moze. Oh, it's because Missy know that Ned and Moze are best friends that's all. So, Ned ask Moze to be pretend be girlfriend/boyfriend. Missy want proof that if Ned and Moze can kiss each other. Finally, they kissed already and Missy getting jealousy. Missy admits that Ned and Moze is boyfriend/girlfriend. Later Moze and Ned want break up but they looks so sad when they are break up. Then Missy takes Ned and Moze getting jealous. Moze push Missy and takes Ned stay away from Missy. Finally, Missy is getting over Ned!moreless

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions

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  • TRIVIA (5)

    • In Health, Moze says that the school can replace Larry the CPR dummy if it gets stolen or misplaced, and she and Mr. Monroe go to hide it. But in "Vice Principals", Lisa states that the school policy allows school equipment to be replaced if the item is inoperable. Technically, since Moze had already short-circuited Larry with mouth wash, the school would have it replaced anyway.

    • In Health, the teacher said that the class would be doing CPR yet the one kid that came up to perform CPR only gave one breath, which is only part of CPR.

    • In Jealousy, when Missy comes to sit nearby Ned, Moze is holding her hot dog when you are looking at her. When you are looking at Missy her hot dog is down and when you look at her again she is holding it.

    • Ned and Moze share their fourth on-screen kiss. They shared one in the bloopers and another when they were in the 5th grade.

    • Loomer mentions his feelings for Moze for the first time in a while.

  • QUOTES (8)

    • Ned: Wait a minute, your a girl!
      Moze: Thanks for noticing.

    • Moze: Guys can be such IDIOTS!
      Cookie: Tell me about it.
      Moze: Who gave you all that stuff?
      Cookie: My new fake, hot, imaginary, girlfriend.

    • Seth: Jennifer's MY girl bucko, and I challenge you to a battle of honor, for her hand. (Slaps Faymen with glove)
      Faymen: Very well then my friend, but I must warn you, I AM the jealous type.
      (Slap fight between Faymen and Seth with gloves)
      Moze: Guys, guys, guys, guys. Don't be jealous over me, and where are you getting the white gloves?

    • Moze: Just tell Missy the truth: you're not interested in her.
      Ned: Because the truth doesn't work on crazy people! I'm doomed to live in this no-flirting zone forever! (to Moze) Wait a minute. You're a girl.
      Moze: (sarcastically) Thanks for noticing.
      Ned: And you're standing right in the middle of the zone!
      Moze: Yeah, because Missy knows you and I are friends, and she's afraid of me.

    • Cookie: Moze! I need you to be my fake girlfriend and make Lisa jealous at lunch today!!
      Moze: Sorry, I'm already fake going out with Ned.

    • Missy: Stay AWAY from MY man, sister!

    • Lisa: I'm not the jealous type, if you are happy, then I'm happy.

    • (after sharing a kiss to get rid of Missy)
      Ned: Wow. That's, uh, pretty convincing.
      Moze: Anything for a pal.
      Ned: (awkwardly) So how are you and Faymen doing? Just, just asking.
      Moze: Who? Oh, right. Uh. (looks over at Faymen and Seth sumo wrestling) He's fighting for my honor or something.

  • NOTES (7)

    • Jealousy tips:
      Be confident, be grateful, not jealous.
      Control jealousy; don't let it control you.
      Don't be to jealous with someone else.

    • Health tips:
      More than a class, health is a lifesaver so pay attention.
      Take care of mood swings by eating breakfast.
      Take care of an embarrassing itch by taking shower regularly.
      When someone is choking, press your fist below the person's ribs then cover it with your other hand then thrust upwards until it's dislodged.
      DON'T Worry! Just look around your class, and remember...This will eventually happen to all of your classmmates!

    • Lisa is not the jealous type. Fayman, Seth, Evelyn, and Loomer are all the jealous types.

    • Ned and Missy break up in this episode.

    • Health Problems

      Ned: Embarrassing itch & body odor
      Moze: Doesn't wanna put lips on Larry
      Cookie: Mood swings

    • Moze has 3 guys confess that they like her and fight over her throughout the episode while she is 'going out' with Ned.

    • Alan Alby--Longtime student extra played by Jesse Heiman is identified.

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