Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Season 3 Episode 19

Health / Jealousy

Aired Saturday 8:00 PM May 12, 2007 on Nickelodeon
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Episode Summary

Jealousy Ned and Moze pretend to date to get a jealous Missy out of Ned's hair and Cookie pretends he has a girlfriend to make Lisa jealous. Health: Ned gets an itch he can't scratch, Moze steals the gross CPR doll so she can clean it up and Cookie thinks Moze threw Faymen out a window.moreless

Who was the Episode MVP ?

  • Perfect

    Jealousy- Ned is tired of Missy, so he pretends him and Moze are dating to get her to leave him alone. Will this plan work?

    Health- Ned has an embarrassing itch he cannot get rid of, Moze does not want to kiss the CPR dummy and accidentally chucks it out a window, and Cookie is having mood swings, and thinks Moze thre Faymen out a window (not the dummy, but Faymen).

    Good episodes, both were really funny and had entertaining plots. I liked Health more though, but Jealousy was of course, also very good, both episodes get an A+ in my booksmoreless
  • A great episode that is a great way to lead up to the series finale.


    This was a generally good episode. Nickelodeon found a way to cover the topic of health without using any 'innapropriate' words. I thought Cookie's mood swings were hilarious. His expression was priceless and I have to give a special thumbs up to Daniel Curtis Lee for this great display of acting. I thought the fact that Moze keeps getting hit with the dislodged food was moderately funny, but the all time best part of this episode was Cookie's mood swings and him thinking that Moze and Ned threw Faymen out the window.

    Jealousy- Other than the finale, this was one of the best episodes. I loved the part when Ned tells Missy that he's going out with Moze. Even when Missy had already left, Moze kept holding onto Ned until he told her that she could let go. This was the perfect episode to lead up to the finale, because you see by far the biggest expression of having feelings for each other from Ned and Moze. Moze actually forgot who Faymen was for a few seconds when Ned asked her about him. This episode was the frosting under the icing of the cake.moreless
  • a good episode

    In Jealousy Ned and Moze pretend to date to get a jealous Missy out of Ned's hair. Moze has Faymon, Lumor, and Seth fighting over her. Cookie pretends he has a girlfriend to make Lisa jealous. Lisa isnt jealous of Cookie she is happy for him. Cookies who had an imaginary girlfriend just happened to have a real girlfriend who is Evelyn. In Health Ned gets an itch he can't scratch, Moze steals the gross CPR doll so she can clean it up. Cookie has mood swings because he didnt eat breakfest Ned uses talcom powder to get rid of his itch. Moze, Gordy, and the Mr. Monroe decide to burrier the CPR doll so they can get a new doll. Cookie thinks that Moze threw Faymon out the window but it was actually the CPR doll.moreless
  • The episode was so awesome!

    Health: It's was great. It's funny when Cookie thought Moze threw Faymen out a window. But it was actually Larry CPR. Ned has problem itch so he can't scratch.

    Jealousy: Missy is so Jealousy because she doesn't want Ned with other girl. Wow, Missy is not jealousy when Ned is always with Moze. Oh, it's because Missy know that Ned and Moze are best friends that's all. So, Ned ask Moze to be pretend be girlfriend/boyfriend. Missy want proof that if Ned and Moze can kiss each other. Finally, they kissed already and Missy getting jealousy. Missy admits that Ned and Moze is boyfriend/girlfriend. Later Moze and Ned want break up but they looks so sad when they are break up. Then Missy takes Ned and Moze getting jealous. Moze push Missy and takes Ned stay away from Missy. Finally, Missy is getting over Ned!moreless
  • The best of the best!

    In "Health", Ned recieves an emarrasing itch he can't scratch in public, Moze steals Mr. Monroe's CPR doll to make it over, and Cookie's mood swings give him the idea that Moze threw Feymen out a window!

    In "Jealousy", one of my alltime favorites, Ned and Moze pretend to date to cease Missy of her huge obsession over Ned. This working, Moze realizes her true feelings for Ned, and in the meantime, Cookie tries to make Lisa jealous with his "fake girlfriend", who in the end, turns out to be Evelyn!

    "Jealousy" showed all three of my favorite things in "Neds' Declassified"! It showed Missy with her over-rated obsession, the growth of Ned and Moze's relationship, and the comedy of Cookie and Evelyn once more. You just can't beat that. It deserves a 10 out of 10.moreless

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (5)

    • In Health, Moze says that the school can replace Larry the CPR dummy if it gets stolen or misplaced, and she and Mr. Monroe go to hide it. But in "Vice Principals", Lisa states that the school policy allows school equipment to be replaced if the item is inoperable. Technically, since Moze had already short-circuited Larry with mouth wash, the school would have it replaced anyway.

    • In Health, the teacher said that the class would be doing CPR yet the one kid that came up to perform CPR only gave one breath, which is only part of CPR.

    • In Jealousy, when Missy comes to sit nearby Ned, Moze is holding her hot dog when you are looking at her. When you are looking at Missy her hot dog is down and when you look at her again she is holding it.

    • Ned and Moze share their fourth on-screen kiss. They shared one in the bloopers and another when they were in the 5th grade.

    • Loomer mentions his feelings for Moze for the first time in a while.

  • QUOTES (8)

    • Ned: Wait a minute, your a girl!
      Moze: Thanks for noticing.

    • Moze: Guys can be such IDIOTS!
      Cookie: Tell me about it.
      Moze: Who gave you all that stuff?
      Cookie: My new fake, hot, imaginary, girlfriend.

    • Seth: Jennifer's MY girl bucko, and I challenge you to a battle of honor, for her hand. (Slaps Faymen with glove)
      Faymen: Very well then my friend, but I must warn you, I AM the jealous type.
      (Slap fight between Faymen and Seth with gloves)
      Moze: Guys, guys, guys, guys. Don't be jealous over me, and where are you getting the white gloves?

    • Moze: Just tell Missy the truth: you're not interested in her.
      Ned: Because the truth doesn't work on crazy people! I'm doomed to live in this no-flirting zone forever! (to Moze) Wait a minute. You're a girl.
      Moze: (sarcastically) Thanks for noticing.
      Ned: And you're standing right in the middle of the zone!
      Moze: Yeah, because Missy knows you and I are friends, and she's afraid of me.

    • Cookie: Moze! I need you to be my fake girlfriend and make Lisa jealous at lunch today!!
      Moze: Sorry, I'm already fake going out with Ned.

    • Missy: Stay AWAY from MY man, sister!

    • Lisa: I'm not the jealous type, if you are happy, then I'm happy.

    • (after sharing a kiss to get rid of Missy)
      Ned: Wow. That's, uh, pretty convincing.
      Moze: Anything for a pal.
      Ned: (awkwardly) So how are you and Faymen doing? Just, just asking.
      Moze: Who? Oh, right. Uh. (looks over at Faymen and Seth sumo wrestling) He's fighting for my honor or something.

  • NOTES (7)

    • Jealousy tips:
      Be confident, be grateful, not jealous.
      Control jealousy; don't let it control you.
      Don't be to jealous with someone else.

    • Health tips:
      More than a class, health is a lifesaver so pay attention.
      Take care of mood swings by eating breakfast.
      Take care of an embarrassing itch by taking shower regularly.
      When someone is choking, press your fist below the person's ribs then cover it with your other hand then thrust upwards until it's dislodged.
      DON'T Worry! Just look around your class, and remember...This will eventually happen to all of your classmmates!

    • Lisa is not the jealous type. Fayman, Seth, Evelyn, and Loomer are all the jealous types.

    • Ned and Missy break up in this episode.

    • Health Problems

      Ned: Embarrassing itch & body odor
      Moze: Doesn't wanna put lips on Larry
      Cookie: Mood swings

    • Moze has 3 guys confess that they like her and fight over her throughout the episode while she is 'going out' with Ned.

    • Alan Alby--Longtime student extra played by Jesse Heiman is identified.