Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

i kind of think that since this show had three seasons they should have started when they were in 6th grade cause in the 1st season that's how they looked to me. anyways, this show is absolutely corny, weird, and definitely out of the ordinary. i don't laugh a whole lot in this show, but i definitely think to myself "the hell are they doing?" and i love shows like that. in reality, if Polk Middle School ever existed, i would certainly love to go to that school. it's so interesting and weird, and the thing i love the most is that the kids you see in the hallway, they don't even notice all the goofy weird things they do. and i love how Gordy never catches the weasel. HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS SHOW!!!

This show was funny and educational, I miss this.

This is the best example of making a school-themed live-action show. This is really one of the best funniest shows I have ever seen, and it does its BEST at teaching us tips for school, and that not in just messages, this show literally gives us tips on what we can do in school, and it has colorful characters.

THIS, was a show, men!

One of the only and best live-action shows on Nickelodeon that does not disappoint me or annoy me or make me mad. This is such a hilarious and goofy show that all Nickelodeon lovers shall sit down and watch. Me, my brother and my sister love this show so much, if it's on, we put it on.





This show is about a teen in middle school named Ned who has a guide with tips on how to survive school. His friends consist of Jennifer or "Moze" and Simon or "Cookie". Moze is a volleyball player while Cookie is a computer nerd who has these really cool glasses with computer technology like in a sci-fi. They are friends with the school janitor whose name I can't remember. He helps them with their problems during episodes. Then you have the bullies and the Vice Principal and the science teacher who are just hilarious.





The episodes always have a different topic on something to do with school e.g. Lockers, bathrooms, the bus. The episodes are very silly and goofy and cartoony which makes them so hilarious. There are cartoony sound effects added to the episodes which jsut make them even more hilarious. I just laugh out loud at how goofy the episodes come out and what situations the characters end up in.





The pairing I love the most in this show; Ned and Moze. They make such a cute pairing. All the cartoony gags in the show make the pairing even cuter. This was one of the things that me and my brother enjoyed so much about this show.





I reccomend this show to any fan of Nickelodeon and/or anyone who enjoys the live-action shows on Nickelodeon, not that I ever enjoyed them so this is one of the only live-action shows I like on Nickelodeon. This show is good for anyone, even for kids 10 and under. This is a must sit down and laugh at show.

Well, I love this show, and I think that it is very interesting and funny. The character idea and output are both very good ideas. When it was first aired, I didn't think it was going to be one of my favorites. But, I saw the next few episodes, and simply enjoyed it.

Ned's Declassified is one of the most awesome shows on Teen nick. Not only does it help you with school, it's absolutely hilarious in a way many other shows can't be. I could watch one episode 3 times and still not be tired of it.

This Show is one of the best show on television today. Watching Ned\\\'s Declassified School Survival Guide is frickin awesome, and I aint playing homie. If I had too rate this show 1 out 10 I would pick one hundred. This show of course beats Unfabulous and Zoey 101 da.

I like it. Some epsiodes were pretty helpful since I'm in middle school. I like there's no soundtrack, FINALLY!



Chacters 9/10- Nice characters. Moze has a nice name because nobody would ever have a name like that, and it fits her prefectly. There chacters have different traits which assumes me because everyone in that show is different in there own way.



Music/Editing 6.5/10-The music is okay but isused a little too much in the show. Editing, ok that's what dropped it down alot. The editing is has flaws and when lets say they fly like Martan when they were in 8th grade, the beginning of the last season, they throw him against the lockers, totally fake. I can tell and the edits are fake-like.



Acting 9/10- Not bad for the acting. Not much too say about it but its good, better than usuall shows that's for sure.



Humor 10/10- 10! No laughtrack which made this a total 10. The jokes are pretty good, giggles here and there. No bad at all.



Appeal 9/10- The epsiodes are always different. They show new tips and a different story-line. Pretty good with the lasting appeal.



Overall 9/10- Its great. It shows kids going into middle school how to survive it. It helps me pretty well so me "the new kid" is fiting in pretty great. I moved and 6th graders go to my school, and I don't know why 6th graders.

Hilarious and funny. This show was great and I loved how all the characters acted. And there wasn't a laugh track. Thank goodness. We don't need to be told when to laugh, we'll know if it's funny or not on our own. Great show!

I like this show, why you ask? It's very funny with the sound effects, the cast is amazing, and every episode gives me a laugh. The show starts off with 3 teens in middle school named Ned, Jennifer, and Cookie who try to survive the crazyness in middle school. I have to admit, middle school is the worst, well the one I went to. The middle school in this show seems so much fun! I'd totally hang out with the main characters! The jokes are very funny and some parts in this show basically turns into a cartoon! Really with the sound effects and the fast forward parts is hilarious! This is one great Nickelodeon show! I've seen all the episodes and I'd say the newer ones are the best! If you want a good laugh go ahead and watch this show! It's very funny!

It had some flaws. But it's good enough, that this can be a teens', and a high schooler's best friend.



Plot: Ned, Jennifer "Moze", and Simon "Cookie" are students who are having ridiculous problems in high school that also happens in real life, and they always have their own solution to it. Most episode plots are nice and really informative. Some are misleading and inaccurate.



Characters/Actors/Dialogues: Fair, some actors are overreacting a little bit. But not much of an issue. The characters, well, they are unique, they have good traits and characteristics. Dialogues, are sometimes poor. But they're mostly good.



Humor: Humor is great and well executed. They provide nice laughs. And yay! No laughtracks!



Show value: It's mostly informative, and sometimes misleading. But that rarely occurs. Really informative for dealing with problems on your school. Those information works out pretty good in real life! Trust me! And this show, takes out a lot of stress. Provides good humor, no laughtracks.



Overall: 8.5. It had some flaws. This is my 2nd favorite next to Kenan and Kel.

Unlike shows like Disney Channels, Ant Farm, this show is super weird, but, at the same time funny and you learn morals from the characters. You can also relate to the characters. It's a truly awesome Nick TV show I miss.

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Quick Review



Pros:

-Very funny and educational at the same time.

-Good Plots.

-The characters are likable, even new introduced characters.

-Teaches good habits and good tips on how to survive a day in life.

-Great music.



Cons:

-Some bad dialogues.

-Some tips are confusing and/or misleading sometimes.

-Poor execution sometimes.



Overall: 8.5/10 - hilarious and educational show with hilarious plots, good tips, good music, and funny characters, even though it has it's cons as well. This show is good, especially for those in school.

It's been almost ten years since I last watched Nickelodeon on a regular basis. I grew up during Nick's "Golden Era" of the 90s, so I had very low expectations for the Nick shows today. However, when I was flipping channels and saw this show for the first time, I was amused and amazed. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide is one Nickelodeon's best shows of today -- one episode and you'll see why. Not only does it provide smart and useful tips for surviving middle school (or any school, for that matter), but it's witty, silly, and so much fun. If you like Even Stevens, which is just as silly, you'll most likely will enjoy this show. Not to mention you'll learn something along the way...

oh how i miss the days when spongebob squarepants wasn't the only cartoon on nick. its sad that nick can't seem to keep a show for too long. everytime it gets a new cartoon at the kids choice awards its cancelled after the next new cartoon comes along with the exception of back in the barnyard which is still hanging on somehow. It was a terrible show with awful dialog and random children prtrayed as idiots. The idea wasn't too terrible if they had thought to have been to be realistic. It'd be nice for kids to have a guide for school situations like a bully or an emergency accident.

I personally find it criminal to see that the producers at Nickelodeon gave this show the ax so soon. In Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, it centers around Ned Bigby, a 13 year old teenager who is clever and smart. Ned creates a school survival guide that is ever growing and gives great information to help kids deal with stuff like bullies, tests, and so on. He is joined by Moze, a smart and funny girl who was never really one of the girls and spends most of her time with Ned. Finally Cookie, a smart but clueless person who is actually rich, but doesn't tell anyone. All 3 of them must survive middle school and have wacky adventures throughout. The acting is great in this show. Everyone does a solid job of acting and portraying the characters' personalities so well. The characters also get a great amount of depth and a unique personality. The comedy in this show blew me away. There were so many funny jokes and gags that never seemed to stop and each episode got better with the jokes. The plots are usually about Ned and his friends dealing with stuff that everyone deals with in school, and I love the idea. In what other show do you see informative an entertaining ways to deal with bullies, cafeteria food, teachers, tests and quizzes, gym, extra credit. I haven't even scratched the numerous things this show has. There is also a running gag with a school janitor named Gordy, who is trying to catch a weasel but always fails in comedic fashion. Gordy is actually a brilliant and kind hearted man who always has the right advice for Ned and his friends. I really wished Nickelodeon didn't pull the plug so soon on this show, it deserved to last longer than 3 seasons. Nick, the people have spoken on this website, we want to see this show brought back again. Get rid of iCarly and True Jackson and put this show back on the air. If you are a person who is about to enter or in middle school, I really recommend this show to you, and you can see it on the Teen Nick channel at 4 PM (depending on what region you live in).

I love this show. When it first aired and ended I wasn't a real fan of it. Then it was on TeenNick so I watched it and I was surprised. This show extremely funny. The show has gotten better each episode! My favorite episode is probably the episode when Cookie tells everyone that's he's moving but he actually doesn't or..well I don't really know bc every episode is funny! They should make a high school version of this show! It would be great if they'd do it now. This show should have never ended. It is too funny. It's probably my favorite TeenNick show!

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide is a fun, silly show. It's based around Ned Bigby ( Devon Wherskinater ), your average middle schooler, Jennifer "Moze" Mosely ( Lindsey Shaw ),  a straight-A student who plays volleyball, Simon "Cookie" Cook ( Daniel Curtis Lee ) , a computer geek and Ned's best friend, and Gordy ( Darren Norris ) , the school janitor who always helps Ned and his friends.





Ned has a school survival guide, which helps him and his friends get out of situations. Each episode is about a certain subject, and Ned provides tips throughout the episode. Each episode has 3 plots, one that revoles around Ned, one about Cookie, and one about Moze. Gordy usually helps out with one or more of the plots, and sometimes has his own.





The comedy is good, and the show is just plain fun to watch. It's made by Jack Mackie, who's shows always have a different kind of comedy. I like his shows, though. Sound effects are also added to the show.





Overall, I recommend this show.

I Miss this show so much!!! Its one of the best shows EVER!!! This show will forever be on my top 5 shows list. The humor is great the story is great and the choice of characters are great. I think the only reason they took this show off the air was because there was nothing else that kids could have problems with at school. I couldn't even think of anything? I could just hug Nickelodeon for airing this show instead of it being aired on Disney or something. My favorite character would probably be the janitor. I think his name is Gordy? IDK something like that but I wish they passed this show again and all the episodes. Nick made the right choice.

For anyone who's ever experienced boat loads of problems in school (like me), then this show is a definite must see. Ned's Declassified is a really useful show when it comes to giving tips on how to survive school and the trouble that comes with it. Of course, sometimes they do exaggerate the problems you might go through, but that's only natural considering the fact that it's a kid's series. All in all, though, most of the scenarios were realistic. It's able to teach and help kids while keeping them entertained at the same time. The best part is it's also a hilarious show with a lot of original jokes and good humor that, for me, is always entertaining. Each character is cool and relatable, especially Ned and Moze in my honest opinion. I really wish it hadn't been cancelled, but eventually, you run out of tips to use, and you can't keep the show going anymore. Otherwise, it could become really repetitive and they'd start ripping the older episodes off. Even then, I'm sad that it's cancelled, and I even cried a little when the finale aired. I will always remember Ned's as my favorite Teen Nick show.

I know that most of the tips for surviving Middle School aer not helpful. Why do I know this, because I graduated Middle School 6 years ago. I did not have any bullies, dates, severe book reports, or cafeteria problems. Nickelodeon just makes up this stuff to make the show funny, and a bit confusing. The cafeteria food is good, not crawly, and disgusting. Ned did good at explaining the tips, but most of the time the tips fail miserably. Whatever happens, do not trust what Ned says, because the tips will only lead to disaster. The dialog on this show is decent, but a bit overly crazy. The music is uhhh...okay I guess. Overall, good show, good but crazy dialog, okay music, decent plot.

ok my little cousin watches this show and hes heading to middle school next yr..he watches this show like a religion and hes like totally asking me if things are like that and im like no..i told him dont follow those guidelines b/c they do not relate to real life..i have never had a bully, rumors, or anything like that happen to me in school..i was friends w/ the popular girl and we did have our cliques but no one really cared and the popular girl didnt snub you..im sorry but some of these issues may prove true but half of them are just overdramatized and makes the show horrible

This show is made to help kids through middle school. It involves Ned Bigby and his friends Moze and Cookie who are making it through middle school. They get help from their teachers and the school janitor, Gordy. If you need help with bullies, embarassment, or getting organized, you can turn to Ned to help you. This show has funny characters and gags, such as Gordy chasing after a weasel, who is always hiding somewhere in the school. Cookie the hightech geek is Neds best friend and always help him. Moze is Neds other best friend who he ends up going out with. I hope there is a sequel involving high school.

Well, it is. Ned\'s Declassified School Survival guide is as dumb as it gets. This (Among Zoey 101 and Romeo) is one of the shows that ruined Nick. I hate it, my family hates it, my friends hate it. Do I need to go on? This show is way too zainy and whacky to enjoy, plus the kids couldn\'t act if their lives depended on it. Stop wasting your time and go watch Cartoon Network. TEENick sucks, and Ned\'s Declassified School Survival Guide proves it. Really, please don\'t watch this show. Well, that\'s all I have to say about that.

I am ver disappointed n nickelodeon and they just made my feeling stronger when they began to air this mess of a show


this show hasn\\\'t helped it just proves the point that Nickelodeon needs to be canceled ever since the kenan and kel show got canceled nick should have been canceled too because its all been downhill since then this show ned\\\'s declassified is just childish and pure garbage I cant seriously watch this show its garbage and how can u even enjoy watching this no matter what age who can enjoy this television show I rate it two thumbs down

It is so dumb! What kid has a computer in their backpack or on their glases or in theier locker? Who has a printer in their pants? At What school, does a weasel run around and talk in a squeaky little voice? This show is the stupidest show I have ever seen! It's about 3 kids. Moze, pretty girl, Ned, geek, and Cookie, a huge nerd. they all try to make it through school. Ned has a school survival guide. None of his tips work! That dumb episode about writing on the bathroom wall. What was up with that? Are they trying to teach kids that it's ok to write on school property? The whole episode about making the school toilets blow up was so DUMB. What kind of guy dresses up as a girl and gets his nails done to impress a girl? I mean come on! This show is so stupid! Another thing is the Cornyness, well I pretty much covered that already. The principal running around with a siren on his head. That is the lamest and stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life. If I were on this show, I would be embarrasssed. Don't watch this show! Drake and Josh is better.

This show is so stupid, lame and corny. This is another reason why nick is going downhill. The show is about Ned who goes to school with his friends Cookie and mooze together they give tips on how to ''survive'' school. The plot is original however it isn't enough to cover how bad the show is.





First of all what kind of name is cookie, i mean who in their right mind would name their kid Cookie. the show is so unrealistic and childish, I mean the adults are so goofy, the students are so unreal and what's with the cartoon sounds. I would rather hear a laugh track then those lame cartoon sounds. the action takes place in only one place. another thing i can't stand is cookie's annoying voice why do they make him talk like that? it just doesn't make sense i mean the should be going through puberty and he talks like an 8 year old. ON the other hand is the corny i mean Ned spends all the show obbsesing with this girl suzzy as if, there wasn't anyother chicks out there while in other shows we see the main character have more than one crush or Boy/girlfriend seriously nick needs to get real i'd rather waste my time somewhere else

I just don't get it. This show had such an original and wonderful plot, how could it turn out THIS bad?





The actors...... Errr..... Dunno' if can still call them actors, they're down right terrible. Every line, every tiny bit of humor, they exaggerate it to the point that it is painful to watch. Especially Cookie(Is that how you spell it?)! My goodness, when I think of bad kid actors he's honestly the first one I think of. I think they meant to make it this outrageous but it honestly isn't funny. If their target audience is kids below the age of 8 I completely understand but......





*sigh* Maybe I just had too high expectations for this show. I thought it would be a tiny bit realistic, something I could still relate to but with sprinkles of humor here and there. I tried REALLY hard to like this show, I really did. I spent this past week forcing myself to watch it while I told thinking myself "This stuff is hilarious.... HaHaHA....". But I honestly can't bring myself to like it. It just fails.

The idea of this show was actually a very cool one. Having a guide to surviving every aspect of school is something I wish was around in real life. Some of the tips they offered are actually really good though, like when it comes to dealing with bullies and handling homework. Like any other show aimed at younger teens and preteens, the characters in this show were crazy and loud and showed little development over the course of the show, but it was still fun to watch them interact as they tried to survive their middle school year. This show was fun when it first aired, but it too suffered a decline in quality as it went on and eventually lost it's magic.