School Elections: Ned finds he has been put up for president, but doesn't want to. It's a popularity contest, in his opinion. Yet the more he tries to drop out, the more percent he gains in the polls. Martin Qwerly wins vice president, and Lisa treasurer. Soon, all 4 president candidates are tied with 25% each, and only one person hasn't cast a vote: Coconut Head. He had planned on voting for Ned, but his mind is changed when he is beat up by groupies. And in the end votes for the unlikleist president of all: the Weasel, the schools next president.
Talent Show: Ned is upset that every year the kids have to display their dumbest talents, but never anything entertaining. So he and Cookie make their own Talent Show, Talentpalooza. They even convince Mr. Monroe to let them use his room. But, nobody comes. So Cookie runs off to the real talent show to convince people to come, and soon Talentpalooza has just about every kid in the school. But they are soon discovered, but they are successful in allowing the kids to do what they want, which will now be allowed. Meanwhile, through all of this, Moze is nervous, because she is expected to perform, but doesn't want to perform any pathetic talent. So she decides to show some wood skill in Talentpalooza.