Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Season 2

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Episode Guide

  • 10/8/05
    9.5

    Pep Rallies: Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie, so he can miss class. Moze struggles to give a peppy speech and Cookie tries to spice it up with his own Super Cookie halftime stunt!

    Lunch: Ned tries to stop "One Bite" who's taking is lunch and eating it in "one bite." After devising a plan with hot sauce, Ned is sure "One Bite" won't steal his lunch anymore. Moze wonders why Suzie doesn't want to sit with her at lunch. Moze tries everything she can possibly think of, yet none of it works. Cookie panics after Lunch Lady predicts doom.

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  • 11/12/05
    9.4
    Your Body: Moze freaks when she feels she is too tall. After crushing somebody's project, she really wants to become short. Ned tries to become strong after Coach agreed to Loomer that they'd have a weight lifting competition. Cookie tries to become overprotective so Loomer won't hurt him.

    Procrastination: Moze bets Ned that he won't finish his project on time and the loser has to stand in front of the school as a clown. Cookie creates a machine that will stop his procrastination problems. Moze also needs to learn to clog dance.moreless
  • 11/5/05
    9.4
    Vice Principals: Vandalism happens in the wood shop class. So the vice principal comes and finds a 'Cheedle' at the scene. He keeps gathering suspects as more vandalism occurs. Mondays: Every Monday morning, people are grumpy, tired and depressed. Ned and Moze are determined to find a way to beat the Monday Blues, but they end up letting a monkey wreak havoc in the school for weeks.moreless
  • 1/21/06
    9.4
    Substitute Teachers:Ned helps Mr. Weiner, a favorite substitute from elementary school get in touch with his middle school side. Cookie poses as a substitute teacher. Moze becomes bad-girl material and misbehaves with the new science substitutes.
    The New Kid: Ned tries to help a new kid, Bernice, at James K. Polk. Gordy competes against a new janitor that could take over his spot.moreless
  • 6/3/06
    9.4
    Double Dating: For the final dance of the school year, Ned and Suzie double date with Moze and hunk Jock Bitterman. Cookie meanwhile is asked by Lisa and says yes. Soon after Vanessa says yes, so Cookie must take Lisa and Vanessa to the dance and keep them separated.

    The Last Day: Ned and Moze try to figure the best way to tell Suzie about “the kiss”. Determined to catch the weasel before the summer, Gordy lets Cookies Battle Bot free in the halls, where it unleashes havoc.moreless
  • 3/25/06
    9.3

    April Fools Day: Ned, Cookie, and Gordy team up to fool the king of April Fooling: Vice Principal Crubbs. Moze tries to break up with Seth because she thinks he is getting annoying, but Seth thinks it's a prank every time Moze says that she is breaking up with him.

    Excuses: When a dog actually eats Ned's homework, nobody believes his excuse because everyone knows that is a common excuse.

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  • Upperclassmen: Ned offers to give a trouble making 5th grader a tour of the school. Moze has a crush on an upperclassman.

    Gross Biology Dissection: Ned is torn between Moze and Suzie during a biology dissection project with Moze taking a pro-dissection, and Suzie taking an anti-dissection stance.
  • Class Clown / Music Class
    5/6/06
    9.3
    Music Class: Ned and Cookie try to survive the boredom and tedium of learning an instrument in Music Instruction class while Moze gets Mozart music stuck in her head in Music Appreciation and can't get it out.

    Class Clown: When the Class Clown moves to Cleveland, Ned, Cookie, and Moze do an all out search for a new clown before things get to depressing at Polk. But everyone who tries gets in trouble with Crubbs.moreless
  • 5/20/06
    9.3

    Science Fair: Ned, with Moze's help, tries to disprove Sweeney's scientific theory that Ned can never win a ribbon. Cookie tries to win Vanessa back by showing her grandmother that he is not a monster by using Ned's paper towel experiment, while Ned uses Cookies experiment with Moze as his subject.

    Study Hall: While Ned actually uses study hall to "study" for an important test, Cookie tries to sneak out to meet Vanessa and Moze must use the time to wear an embarrassing traction harness from an injury she got while demonstrating Ned's science fair experiment.

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  • 4/15/06
    9.3
    Spirit Week: The King and Queen of Spirit are destined to go out ,always! And Suzie wins the girls side with ease, to continue the family tradition of being the Spirit Week queen. Knowing this, Ned gets in a battle with Martin Qwerly for Spirit Week King. Cookie and Moze get stuck with the spirit stick and can't let it touch the ground or cause the school to have bad luck.
    Clothes: Ned and Moze get tickets from Missy's newly formed fashion police. Cookie creates the ultimate school uniform, complete with 'chicken pouch'.moreless
  • Nicknames / Shyness
    Episode 11
    2/25/06
    9.2
    Nicknames: Ned tries to create a new, cool nickname for himself by doing wild stunts but ends up injuring himself in the end, while Moze decides she no longer likes her nickname (Moze) and tries to have her friends simply call her "Jennifer." Cookie invents a nicknaming machine that Loomer quickly steals for his bullying advantage. Cookie sets out to fix what he messed up, while Ned has trouble calling Moze Jennifer.
    Shyness: Ned finds the Oboe twins to be a perfect match for his girlfriend needs and Moze's best-girlfriend need. The only problem is that they're too shy. So Ned and Moze try to make over the twins. Cookie starts up his own shyness seminar.moreless
  • 2/11/06
    9.2
    School Websites: Ned, Moze and Cookie make changes to the school website.

    Valentine’s Day: Ned sends Suzie a rose. Cookie sends himself multiple roses to try to be the hottest kid in school, and Moze becomes the hottest girl in school.
  • 4/29/06
    9.2
    Yearbook Ned tries to win “Best Smile” in order to be next to Suzie Crabgrass in the yearbook forever. Cookie tries to hack into the yearbook and makes some changes.

    Career Week Vice Principal Crubbs wants Ned to pursue a career in education, but Ned isn't interested. Cookie decides he wants to be a sports agent and signs Moze as his client.moreless
  • 10/15/05
    9.2

    Video Projects: Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project. But the ultimate video project is easier said, than done. Moze makes a documentary about Mr. Wright, who's acting too cool to get students to like him.


    School Clubs: Ned tries to stop Missy's Popular Club. Ned feels it is taking over the school and that Missy thinks everybody is a nerd. Moze and Suzie compete in every single club to be the best but it backfires and they get kicked out. So they have only one club left to choose from. Which club will they join? Cookie starts his own club, the Archeology Club which helps Ned get into Missy's club and bring him all around the school.

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  • 3/4/06
    9.2

    Asking Someone Out: Ned hires some people to find out if Suzie will go on a date with him.

    Recycling: Ned, Cookie, and Moze compete to win a mountain bike in a recycling contest. Everything they collect is stolen, but Cookies idea of gluing bottles together ends up in him having it bought by an art collector. Ned loses the guide in the recycling madness, and Moze sneaks into the teacher's lounge to collect recyclables.

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  • Notebooks / Math
    Episode 4
    10/22/05
    9.2
    Notebooks: Ned and Gordy caper to swipe Sweeney's "Golden Notebook." Moze finds a notebook full of juicy school rumors and Cookie invents the video notebook.

    Math: Ned starts a math study group with the smartest kids in class, but they soon realize that Ned isn't doing any work. Moze is faced with the challenge of pre-algebra and Cookie is promoted to 8th grade honors math, but his teacher is crazy.moreless
  • Failing / Tutors
    Episode 18
    5/13/06
    9.1
    Failing: Ned is warned that he must ace all his final exams or he might stay back a grade. Moze gets her first "F" ever and panics, doing everything she can to plan more study time, including quitting volleyball and not wahing her hair. Cookie tries to fail tests on purpose to avoid advancing to High School. Tutors: Ned has to find a tutor in order to avoid summer school. Moze gets into some tutor trouble by having a bunch of sixth graders fall in love with her. Cookie is paired up with the nastiest "tooter" of all for his final Social Studies project.moreless
  • 4/8/06
    9.1
    School Car Wash: The boys and the girls compete in the school fund raiser to see who can wash more cars. The boys team wants a hot tub, but the girls want to use the money more wisely. The boys, mainly Loomer, have bigger concerns than winning, while the girls band together to win.

    Secrets: Ned and Cookie see Loomer kissing Missy. Meanwhile, Loomer's friend tries to tell everyone that he is in the sewing club. Moze learns Seth can't read or write well, and really feels she should tell someone.moreless
  • Dares / Bad Habits
    Episode 8
    1/14/06
    8.7
    Dares: Ned is dared to ask super popular Missy on a date, but that is easier said then done. Plus it also has to be in front of all of Missy's friends! Cookie and Loomer compete in a big dare event to see who is the king of dares. Moze has to wear a sun dress and she makes new friends. She thinks her new friends are robots.
    Bad Habits: Ned is trying to get rid of saying "yes" to people every time they ask him a favor. Cookie chews gum and pencils as a way to help him overcome his pack rat habit. Moze does her best to stop talking trash on the volleyball court, especially after she tells Ned and Cookie she can quit any bad habit.moreless
  • 10/1/05
    8.5
    New Semester: Ned seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass which is on his "new semester list", but first he enlists Moze's help to break up Suzie and Loomer. By breaking them up Ned would have Suzie. Meanwhile, Cookie starts the new semester with a new super cool look and becomes a bully. Electives: Ned, Moze and Cookie try out different electives so they can finally get a class together and score an easy "A."moreless
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