Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Season 1 Episode 4

Seating / Tryouts

Aired Saturday 8:00 PM Oct 03, 2004 on Nickelodeon



  • Trivia

    • If 40 pairs of socks made Ned 6 inches taller, the shoes would have had to be higher than 6 inches and the shoes he was wearing were shorter than that.

    • It's weird that Moze, being the good student she is, wouldn't voluntarily sit in the front of class in order to get more out of the class.

    • When Cookie and Gordy are testing out the pothole for the bus, they jump and put a dent in the roof, but the entire scene where a dent is being made is animated.

  • Quotes

    • Moze: If you want a bigger bounce, all you need is a bigger pot-hole. Just apply Newton's third law! For every action there's an equal or opposite reaction. Bigger pothole, Cookie goes through the roof.
      Ned: Wow, when'd you get so smart?
      Moze: I don't know, I think I learned it in Sweeny's class...

    • Sweeny: Ms. Mosley, there's a delightful seat here, in the front of the class.
      Martin: Yes, join us. Be one of us!

    • Moze: Why do you guys want to sit at the cool table?
      Ned: (in shock) That's like saying why do you want to sit court side at a Laker's game!
      Cookie: Or why do you want to on a cold toilet seat.
      Ned: Actually no, it's not like that.

    • Ned: Wait! Dirga and Crabgrass? You have to be an idiot to sign up!
      (Cookie comes over and signs up)

    • Loomer: I'm afraid you'll have to try again tomorrow Jennifer. Sorry. (As Moze is walking away, Loomer stares at her, in a daze)

    • Ned: If you're trying out for cheerleading, and you're a boy (pauses) I have absolutely no tips.

  • Notes

    • Tips
      If you want to sit at the cool table, do it. (Later crossed out and Ned says to forget this tip)
      Sit next to new people.
      Try moving.
      Avoid sitting by the window because the sun will fry you.
      Avoid sitting next to bullies.
      When you're sitting with your friends, you're sitting at the cool table.
      Signing up first doesn't help your chances.
      Get the right equipment.
      Visualize like the pros.
      Make sure the coach notices you.
      Don't give up, just practice, get better, possibly grow taller and make it better next time.

    • If you notice carefully, when Moze ascends to the front of the class, people are throwing paper balls at her.

    • Running gag in Tryouts: The coaches/teachers kept getting run over.

  • Allusions

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