Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Season 1 Episode 3

Teachers / Detentions

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Aired Saturday 8:00 PM Sep 26, 2004 on Nickelodeon
9.0
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Teachers / Detentions
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Teachers: Ned clashes with Mr. Sweeney and realizes how to get an A, by doing the work! Moze has a new student teacher in math, and devises a plan to get the students to listen to him. Cookie is distracted by the beautiful Ms. Enstile and tries to control his affection toward her.

Detentions: Ned, Cookie and Moze are sent to detention for various reasons. Moze gets out of it by helping out Coach Dirga. Cookie and Ned fear the bad kids in the back row.moreless

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  • A really cool episode.

    9.5
    For Detention:



    As I said, this is my favorite episode of the first season. It's really cool. Seeing the paper airplane causing havoc and chaos throughout the school. It was fun to watch. The way Cookie, Ned and Mosely getting detention was a bit unfair, though. And the fact that Cookie was dressed up like an unrated rapper, he really does think he's a bad boy. This is part of him becoming who he is not who he is. But the scenes with the bad 8th graders causing a mess out of everything was wrong, but cool to watch and somewhat funny. And seeing more destruction caused by the paper airplane was funny, especially when it struck the Big 8th grade meanie's eye and he threw it at Mr. Sweeny. And I think Mr. Sweeny is a silly name for a teacher. Best episode!moreless
  • To scare kids on behaving in school.

    9.6
    There are different kinds of teachers:



    -evil, weird, funny, sensitive, mature, immature (yea right), scary, self-defense and all those kind of teachers. I would perfer Immature :P. And yes detention is scary, cauz I know I've been there lots of times. My friend Billy is now made of bones sitting there in the closet, just by himself after 45 years of bullying and smacking he went to the one and only... DETENTION! Dun, dun, dun! So this was a funny episode, and Id rate it a 9.6, and it's a fine example to kids: To scare kids on behaving in school. Peace out!moreless
  • The third episode of "Ned's Declassified" In this episode, Ned, Moze, and Cookie battle to more topics.

    9.0
    In Teachers, Ned trys to get on Mr. Sweeneys good side. But giving him compliments isn't gonna help him get an A. Moze has trouble dealing with the new student teacher aftre the class does whatever they want. And cookie can't keep his eyes off of his new "hot" teacher. In the end, Ned trys doing the work and gets a "B." Mr. Dren fools the class into thinking he's a tough teacher. Cookie transfers out of his class and gets an ugly teacher. In detention, Cookie gets in trouble for throwing a paper airplane (when he really didn't.) Ned and cookie stay in the detention room with bullies. And moze spends her time cleaning chalk boards.moreless
  • Teachers- Ned, Moze, Cookie have to deal with each of their teachers. Detention- Ned, Moze, and Cookie are given detention because of an paper airplane.

    10
    Teachers-



    This one of the first seasons episodes and it one of the series classic episodes.



    Ned finds his teacher McSweeny hard and devises a plan to be nice to him and get a good grade. Moze class has a subsititute teacher and is upset when it disrupts the class. Cookie has puppy love for his hot Spanish teacher and is getting bad grades. Ine the end, Ned learns to study and earn his grade, Moze helps the sub teacher gain respect, and Cookie switches class to avoid failing.



    Detention-



    Another series classic. Cookie has made an paper airplane that flies outta control and is given dentention. As Moze and Ned defend Cookie, they also are given detention. Ned, Cookie, and Moze realize they will be serving detention with 8th graders. Moze, however ends up cleaning erasers. Cookie in his gangsta outfit(worn for a 2nd time) and Ned tries to act tough but it doesn't work. Luckily, McSweeny is monitoring detention and is fooled into tricking the bullies, unknowingly, helping Ned and Cookie escape.

    BTW, we are shown throughout the ep, the paper airplane flying around and creating havoc in the hallways!



    These are series classic mini-eps and they are very good!moreless
  • Not one of my favorites,

    8.0
    Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide,

    Didn't like the first one that much. It just wasnt to orginal and special like most of the other episode of this series.Next: Ned Moze Cookie all get detention. Moze gets sent to clean boards or erasers. Ned and cookie hatch a plan to not get hurt during detention.
Dave Florek

Dave Florek

Mr. Chopsaw

Guest Star

Linda Cevallos

Linda Cevallos

Miss Enstile

Guest Star

Charles Chun

Charles Chun

Mr. Dren

Guest Star

Steve Bannos

Steve Bannos

Mr. Combover

Recurring Role

Mary Bogue

Mary Bogue

Nurse Hunsucker

Recurring Role

Don Creech

Don Creech

Mr. Sweeney

Recurring Role

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Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions

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  • TRIVIA (4)

  • QUOTES (12)

    • Ned: I've tried everything to get on Mr. Sweeny's good side: compliments, beverages, and even dressing like him.
      Mose: Have you tried just doing the work?
      Ned: The work! (epiphany music)

    • (Mose and Ned are asking Mr. Chopsaw for advice on detentions)
      Ned: So, we gotta be strong like oak?
      Mr. Chopsaw: No, not we, she's oak, you're more like kindling.

    • (Sweeney is looking Ned´s work)
      Sweeney: Bigby?
      Ned: Yeah?
      Sweeney: Big "B". (he puts a big B in the project)

    • Ned: That guy looks like a psycho.
      Moze:How are we going to deal with a psycho?
      Ned: It takes a psycho to deal with a psycho.

    • Ned: I can't eat! I can't sleep!
      Moze: You can't sleep?
      Ned: I've been awake in every class.

    • (Lunch lady serving a girl)
      Lunch Lady: Be patient he'll call you.
      (Lunch Lady serving a boy)
      Lunch Lady: Don't you even think about doing that.
      (Ned comes to be served)
      Lunch Lady: Oh honey you got detention.
      Ned: What do you see lunch lady?
      Lunch Lady: Desperation and aviation
      Ned: What does that mean?
      Lunch Lady: I don't know it's in the peas.

    • Moze: We just got detention and we want to know what's it like?
      Loomer: It's a bad place Jennifer, a bad place.
      Ned: Why?
      Loomer: One word. 8th graders. (shows 8th graders beating kids up) Looks like Ned Bigby is going to be dead bigby. I hope things work out Jennifer

    • Sweeny: (about Cookie's paper airplane) You better not throw that. You don't think you can sneak a dangerous projectile past me?
      (Shows kids walking behind them carrying a projectile)

    • Cookie: So what do you think?
      Ned: It's a paper airplane.
      Cookie: No. It's THE paper airplane.

    • Bully: (mouthes to Ned and Cookie) My fist, your face.
      Ned: What? Could you repeat that?
      Bully: (A little louder) My fist, your face.
      Cookie: What? huh?
      Bully: (yells) MY FIST-!
      Mr.Sweeney: BE QUIET!

    • Cookie: I do what I want, when I want.

    • (On the way to detention)
      Moze: I'm oak
      Ned: I'm not
      Cookie: and I'm a bad man

  • NOTES (3)

    • Tips:
      - In detention, the teacher is your best friend. Stay close to the teacher (to avoid the bullies)
      - Don't do the crime if you don't want to do time.
      - With the Questioning Teacher, don't be afraid to raise your hand. For the Boring-and-could-the-clock-tick-longer-teacher, do anything to stay awake. For the Distracting teacher, focus on your notebook or keep your eyes on your work.
      - Don't kiss up, just do the work.
      - As a last resort, transfer to another class.

    • Running Gags: Cookie's paper airplane wreaking havoc.

    • The wood shop teacher apparently has a fake arm too. He ended up with it wrapped around a piece of machinery.

  • ALLUSIONS (1)

    • None: Visual only
      When the students are sitting in Moze's math class wearing protective panchos, you can barely see a student dressed as Gallagher in the back. Another student is dressed like Elvis.

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