Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Season 3 Episode 8

The Bus / Bad Hair Days

Aired Saturday 8:00 PM Nov 26, 2006 on Nickelodeon
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Episode Summary


The Bus: Ned needs to get to school as quickly as possible to get a love note he left for Suzie that could ruin their relationship. Moze tries to get the new kid to sit with her, but Martin is making it difficult for her. Meanwhile, Cookie misses the bus and needs to find a way to get to school or his perfect no tardy record will be no more.

Bad Hair Days: Ned needs to sneak over to the high school to get a free haircut so he will have enough money to take Suzie out on a date. Moze tries many different hair to try and get the new kid to like her. Finally, Cookie attempts to get Lisa to notice his very, very tiny mustache.


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  • I never know why it's early to said I love you thing. And a Bad hair day

    In this episode Ned put's a note in Suzie's locker and he said I love you and Ned thinks Suzie would be freaked out and stuf in a lot of tv show a wacth that has to do something with the I love thing and sometimes the people get freaked out and sometimes it works out but I never get it or is it me. Then Cookie tries to get to school on time and Moze tries to sit with her future boy-friend. Then you get a bad hair day I never have a bad hair day then Ned tries to go on a date with Suzie to the movies and Cookie thinks he has a moustache and then Moze tries to get a better hair look.moreless
  • One of the Best

    Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Guide to: The Bus and Bad Hair Days are both some of my favorite episodes along with Dismissal and Field Trips. The Bus: Ned needs to get to school ASAP so he can get a love note that he left for Suzie in her locker and it may ruin their relationship. Will he to school in time? Meanwhile, Moe tries to get Faymen to sit with her on the bus but Martin is making it difficult for her. Cookie misses the bus and tries to find a way to get to school on time.

    Bad Hair Days: Ned has a bad hair day and so does Moze. Ned sneaks into the high school to get a free haircut so he will have enough money to take Suzie out. Meanwhile, Moze tries many different hair styles to try and get the new kid to like her and Cookie attempts to get Lisa to notice his very, very tiny mustache.moreless
  • The Bus:Ned needs to get to school before Suzie. Moze tries to sit next to Faymen on the bus. Cookie misses the bus. Bad Hair Days:Cookie has a mustache. Ned tries to get a hair cut for free. Moze tries different styles to get Faymen to notice likemoreless

    I enjoyed this episode a great deal. The Bus, was a very entertaining on how Cookie technically “misses” the bus. Also how Mr. Kwest couldn’t drive the bus because his girlfriend broke up with him, I loved his picture of him with his girlfriend. Another part that was really good was when Ned says “ham cures broken hearts” and Mr. Kwest says “is that tuna? That was Annie’s favorite sandwich.” That was a good part. Xavier made this episode even better with her bicycle for two because she wanted Gordy to ride with her to school but since Gordy is allergic to bikes and her, she decides to help Cookie keep his perfect attendance record but, they then can’t help going to a yard sale and wasting a lot of time, then their bike gets rode over. So they decide to “borrow” some roller blades. I still think that the best part was probably the ending of the episode though, like when Moze falls over the seat with her feet standing up in the air, Ned grabs the wrong note and Cookie is wearing a shirt that says “I’m with stupid” and Moze is like that’s fitting. Bad Hair Days was another good episode. I LOVED Ned’s bald spot it was hilarious. I also loved how Cookie was trying so hard to get Lisa to notice his really really tiny mustache and all of Moze’s different hair styles. Like… The AFRO! So I enjoyed these episodes and I hope there are plenty more like this episode.moreless
  • Funny,

    Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide,

    In this episode Ned races to school to get a not out of Susies loker because he wrote something very emotial in it. Very funny. Then Ned sneaks out of school to get a hair cut. Trying not to get caught. In the end though he was caught.
  • really hysterical

    well it wasn't exactly exciting (although more exciting than some other episodes) but I'm tired of "exactly why I watch this series" lol. anyway the way the bus driver / funny computer dude was so . . . hm i guess i'd say "alarmed" by the fact that Ned accidentally gave Susie a love note was really really funny. ok i have 37 more words so let's see . . . wat else is there 2 say . . . ned's finsihed hair cut was hysterical . . . wow i say the word hysterical a lot don't i lol.... anyway that's enuf... bye!moreless
Vinicius Machado

Vinicius Machado

Faymen Forchun

Guest Star

Dave 'Gruber' Allen

Dave 'Gruber' Allen

Mr. Kwest

Guest Star

Steve Bannos

Steve Bannos

Mr. Combover

Recurring Role

Hamilton Mitchell

Hamilton Mitchell

Vice Principal Crubbs

Recurring Role

Don Creech

Don Creech

Mr. Sweeney

Recurring Role

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (5)

    • In "The Bus", Suzie appears, but has no lines.

    • Goof: When Mr.Kwest is driving frantically towards school, you see Ned near the front of the bus. If you look behind Ned when he says "We're doing great Mr.Kwest", you can see Moze pulling herself towards the back of the bus . A second later she's pulling herself to the front of the bus to reach Faymen.

    • After Cookie and Xavier drop the things they bought at the garage sale, the bus's tire was flat because of the glass Cookie bought at the garage sale, and where the bus got the flat tire, it was not the place where the garage sale took place.

    • When Cookie finds Xavier on her bike after he misses the bus, he says he needs to get to school in 15 minutes. After they leave the garage sale, Cookie checks his watch and we see that it is 7:15 AM. Then, a long time after, Cookie checks his watch again and we see that it is 7:55 AM and he says that school starts in 5 minutes which would mean that school starts at 8:00 AM. So why would he say before that he had 15 minutes to get to school, if at 7:15 AM he had 45 minutes?

    • In "Bad Hair Days" Faymen is talking with a teacher in Portuguese explaining that he misses his family in Brazil. It is often believed that he is speaking Spanish, since Portuguese and Spanish are both related languages and sound similar.

  • QUOTES (5)

    • Ned: And if she were here, what would she want you to do?
      Mr Kwest: Probably to..stop calling her..
      Ned: NO! She'd want you to get these kids to school on time and before Suzie gets there!
      Mr Kwest: Really?
      Moze: Uh..yeah! Women LOVE guys who get kids to school on time!

    • Suzie: So you guys want to go to the movies?
      : Sounds good!
      : Right. Nice moustache (To cookie).

    • Ned: So close! (Crubbs drags him away)
      : SUZIE.....

    • Moze: I need your hair expertise.
      : And why would I help you?
      : Cause I'll invite you to my house to swim on Saturday.
      : I don't like to swim.
      Moze: Ned will be there.
      Missy: (Smiles) You need curls now.

    • Ned: Ham always cures broken hearts!

  • NOTES (9)