Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

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  • Field Trips / Permission Slips / Signs / Weasels

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    S 3 : Ep 22 - 6/8/07

    Series Finale. The 8th Graders of James K. Polk Middle School are going on a field trip to a historic place with a rose garden, where Ned plans to kiss Suzie Crabgrass, who just moved back in. But however, Ned, Cookie and Moze all get banned from the trip. They sneak out with the aid of Gordy to the Rose Garden and they try to avoid Crubbs. Ned plans to go with Suzie and Moze goes with Loomer to make Ned jealous, but things don't go as planned.moreless
  • Tests / When You Like Someone Who is Going Out with Someone Else

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    S 3 : Ep 21 - 6/2/07

    Tests: Ned has three big tests on the same day, but Moze has a different one in mind: she tests Ned and Faymen to see which is the better boyfriend.
    When You Like Someone Who is Going Out with Someone Else: Cookie figures out how to get Lisa to himself and Moze figures out who she likes best.moreless
  • Health / Jealousy

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    S 3 : Ep 19 - 5/12/07

    Jealousy Ned and Moze pretend to date to get a jealous Missy out of Ned's hair and Cookie pretends he has a girlfriend to make Lisa jealous. Health: Ned gets an itch he can't scratch, Moze steals the gross CPR doll so she can clean it up and Cookie thinks Moze threw Faymen out a window.moreless
  • Spring Fever / School Newspaper

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    S 3 : Ep 18 - 5/5/07

    Spring Fever Ned gets Spring Fever and tries to break out of school. Moze goes crazy with spring cleaning and Cookie has to spend the day with boogery Lisa Zemo.

    School Newspaper Ned and Moze try to get a juicy news story as they investigate a school scandal and Cookie starts up a horoscope column.moreless
  • Parties

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    S 3 : Ep 17 - 4/7/07

    Ned brings Missy as his date to a party...only to dump her when Suzie arrives.
  • Making New Friends / Positives & Negative

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    S 3 : Ep 16 - 4/7/07

    Ned tries to be friends with Faymen. Moze wants a friend to go shopping with and Cookie befriends the Weasel. / Ned tries to cheer up the most negative kid in school. Moze finds out Faymen's kisses lack spark and Cookie tries to zap Loomer with static electricity.moreless
  • Making New Friends / Money

    Full Episode

    S 3 : Ep 16 - 3/24/07

    Making New Friends: Ned tries to be friends with Faymen, Moze wants a friend to go shopping with and Cookie befriends the Weasel.
    Money: Ned, Cookie, and Moze all want to go to a concert, but they need 50 dollars a ticket. Moze works hard to earn the money, but Ned and Cookie try crazy schemes to get the money without working hard.moreless
  • Fundraising / Competition

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    S 3 : Ep 15 - 3/10/07

    Fundraising: Ned and Cookie try to raise money for the school but keep getting more and more into debt, while Moze can't sell her last candy bar. Competition: Ned is in a Social Studies class competition, Moze stresses because she thinks she lost her competitive edge, while Cookie competes to become Lisa Zemo's new dance partner.moreless
  • Getting Organized / Extra Credit

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    S 3 : Ep 14 - 2/24/07

    Getting Organized: Ned's locker is a mess, and his brain is too! With the help of Mr. Sweeney, he needs to get organized. Moze and Cookie's favorite snack has been replaced by Powdered Mini Donuts in the vending machine, and they need to work together to get their favorite snack back.
    Extra Credit: Ned needs to get at least a B- or his mom will get really mad at him. Unfortunately, his average is a C+ in all classes. When asking his teachers how to bump his grade up, they all say the same thing: Extra Credit. Now he needs to complete four Extra Credit Assignments in just a few days. Meanwhile,Moze wants her mark bumped up to an A+, so she designs a very large Volcano and Cookie gets a Credit card that is to be used for emergencies, but he uses it for general purposes.moreless
  • Cellphones / Woodshop

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    S 3 : Ep 13 - 2/17/07

    Cellphones: Suzie and Ned try to keep their long-distance relationship, by talking in between classes. Moze gets a new phone she has no clue how to use. Cookie wears a jacket covered in 33 cellphones in attempt to win a Mustang Convertible from a local radio station.

    Woodshop: Ned and Cookie blow up the art room, and have to switch to woodshop. Moze is entering a woodshop competition. Ned keeps overhearing Moze and thinks she is talking about her feelings for him. Cookie is on the run from a killer saw named "Christine".

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  • Boys / Girls

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    S 3 : Ep 12 - 2/10/07

    Boys: Ned goes through a phase when Suzie moves away. The guys try and get him back to normal, so he can continue his guide. Meanwhile, Moze starts a class to help girls with understanding guys.

    Girls: Ned has a hard time writing more tips when he realizes he has no tips about girls. So he asks Moze to take over for some tips. Cookie dresses up as a girl to find out what Lisa Zemo likes in a guy.

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  • Hallways / Friends Moving

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    S 3 : Ep 11 - 2/3/07

    Hallway: Ned becomes Hall Monitor, Moze tries to spend time with Faymen and Cookie creates a Hallway Traffic Report. Friends Moving: Ned and Moze find out Faymen is moving away and help him stay and Cookie lies to everyone that he's moving away.moreless
  • Volunteering / Library

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    S 3 : Ep 10 - 1/27/07

    Volunteering: Ned volunteers at an old age home, Moze and Loomer try to fix up the school and Cookie works at the school store with Evelyn.
    Library: Ned and Cookie set out to bust Loomer and his book stealing crew. Moze can't finish a report because someone else has the books she needs.moreless
  • Revenge / School Records

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    S 3 : Ep 9 - 1/15/07

    Revenge: When Ned gets revenge on Loomer, Martin notices and gives him names like "The Revenger." All the kids start to ask him to get revenge for them. A girl named Stacey wants revenge on Moze and the Wolf volleyball team.

    School Records: Ned wants to beat the hallway speed record, he runs into Crubbs. Crubbs marks Ned's permanent record. Cookie loses his perfect attendance award. Moze tries to beat the school record for the most school records in sport.moreless
  • The Bus / Bad Hair Days

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    S 3 : Ep 8 - 11/26/06

    The Bus: Ned needs to get to school as quickly as possible to get a love note he left for Suzie that could ruin their relationship. Moze tries to get the new kid to sit with her, but Martin is making it difficult for her. Meanwhile, Cookie misses the bus and needs to find a way to get to school or his perfect no tardy record will be no more.

    Bad Hair Days: Ned needs to sneak over to the high school to get a free haircut so he will have enough money to take Suzie out on a date. Moze tries many different hair to try and get the new kid to like her. Finally, Cookie attempts to get Lisa to notice his very, very tiny mustache.

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  • Social Studies / Embarrassment

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    S 3 : Ep 7 - 11/12/06

    Social Studies: Ned and friends social studies teacher assigns a group project. The two winners get to on to the Capital for an entire weekend. Cookie wants to work with Lisa, but is assigned with his arch rival, Evelyn. Ned and Moze work together, but Ned is so busy with Susie that he blows off Moze, who in turn becomes jealous. Meanwhile, Mr. Wright needs to get enough courage to get Principal Pal out of the Principal's office, for Pal is supposed to be retiring. But he does not leave.

    Embarrassment: Ned farts in class and is completely embarrassed. He needs to keep from being embarrassed for the rest of the day so Susie wont think he is gross. Moze hurts herself playing volleyball, and is trying to impress a new kid. But she keeps embarrassing herself. Loomer calls a "Pants Cookie" tournament, and now half of the eighth grade is out to pants Cookie.moreless
  • Art Class / Lost & Found

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    S 3 : Ep 6 - 11/5/06

    Art Class: Art class is in debt, and so the course is going to be canceled. To save it, they have an art show to raise money. Ned makes a Orange Naked Lady painting by mistake. Cookie hires a bunch of 6th Graders to make pots for him for Christmas presents. Moze takes pictures of people without them knowing and exposes many disturbing facts.
    Lost & Found: Ned discovers a pair of shoes in the lost and found box, and attempts to make sure no one claims them before the end of the day, so they will become his. Moze tries to stop him, and so he needs to figure out a way to make her quit. Cookie loses an MP3 player with a very embarrassing file on it, and needs to get it back before the entire school hears it.moreless
  • Halloween / Vampires, Werewolves, Ghosts, Zombies

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    S 3 : Ep 5 - 10/29/06

    Halloween: Ned and the gang create a Haunted House for Halloween and scare Principal pal to death while he is still in charge of the school. They must figure out a way to hide his death from the other students, or else.

    Vampires, Werewolves, Ghosts, and Zombies: The gang have become their costumes. Ned needs to avoid summer school by turning into a bat, Moze needs to find another Ghost friend, and Cookie needs to avoid Franken-Loomer.moreless
  • Dismissal / School Plays

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    S 3 : Ep 4 - 10/22/06

    Dismissal: Suzie moves into Ned's locker, Moze has to go to the bathroom and Cookie accidentally kisses Evelyn.

    School Plays: Ned tries to stop Suzie from kissing another boy, Moze tries to stop Ned from ruining the play and Cookie tries anything to get on stage.

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  • Popularity / Stress

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    S 3 : Ep 3 - 10/15/06

    Popularity: Someone has made a list of the most popular kids at school. Ned tries to talk to Susie, even though he is not in the top ten. Cookie hunts down the list's maker to convince him to make Cookie popular. Lastly, Moze finds out she's one of Polk's top ten most popular kids, but still wants to hang out with her old friends.

    Stress: Ned is stressed because he thinks Suzie has a new boyfriend and wants to break up with him. Cookie is stressed because his arch rival, Evelyn beat him on a test, and Moze is stressed about becoming her English teacher when she grows up.

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  • Reading / Principals

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    S 3 : Ep 2 - 10/1/06

    Reading: Ned tries ways to avoid his reading assignments, and Moze starts a girls-only book club that Cookie desperately wants to be in it.

    Principals: Principal Pal is retiring. It's up to Ned, Moze and Cookie to find a new replacement, or VP Crubbs will get the job.

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  • New Grade / Dodgeball

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    S 3 : Ep 1 - 9/24/06

    New Grade: Ned accidentally becomes the new class bully, while Moze deals with a not-so-friendly new English Teacher. Cookie tries to get to know the new no-braces, non-sniffling Lisa Zemo.

    Dodgeball: Ned must battle the dark side, Loomer and his ‘secret weapon’ in a dodgeball game, and he must do it without Moze, the best player in school!moreless
  • Double Dating / The Last Day

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    S 2 : Ep 20 - 6/3/06

    Double Dating: For the final dance of the school year, Ned and Suzie double date with Moze and hunk Jock Bitterman. Cookie meanwhile is asked by Lisa and says yes. Soon after Vanessa says yes, so Cookie must take Lisa and Vanessa to the dance and keep them separated.

    The Last Day: Ned and Moze try to figure the best way to tell Suzie about “the kiss”. Determined to catch the weasel before the summer, Gordy lets Cookies Battle Bot free in the halls, where it unleashes havoc.moreless
  • Science Fair / Study Hall

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    S 2 : Ep 19 - 5/20/06

    Science Fair: Ned, with Moze's help, tries to disprove Sweeney's scientific theory that Ned can never win a ribbon. Cookie tries to win Vanessa back by showing her grandmother that he is not a monster by using Ned's paper towel experiment, while Ned uses Cookies experiment with Moze as his subject.

    Study Hall: While Ned actually uses study hall to "study" for an important test, Cookie tries to sneak out to meet Vanessa and Moze must use the time to wear an embarrassing traction harness from an injury she got while demonstrating Ned's science fair experiment.

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  • Failing / Tutors

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    S 2 : Ep 18 - 5/13/06

    Failing: Ned is warned that he must ace all his final exams or he might stay back a grade. Moze gets her first "F" ever and panics, doing everything she can to plan more study time, including quitting volleyball and not wahing her hair. Cookie tries to fail tests on purpose to avoid advancing to High School. Tutors: Ned has to find a tutor in order to avoid summer school. Moze gets into some tutor trouble by having a bunch of sixth graders fall in love with her. Cookie is paired up with the nastiest "tooter" of all for his final Social Studies project.moreless
  • Yearbook / Career Week

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    S 2 : Ep 16 - 4/29/06

    Yearbook Ned tries to win “Best Smile” in order to be next to Suzie Crabgrass in the yearbook forever. Cookie tries to hack into the yearbook and makes some changes.

    Career Week Vice Principal Crubbs wants Ned to pursue a career in education, but Ned isn't interested. Cookie decides he wants to be a sports agent and signs Moze as his client.moreless
  • Spirit Week / Clothes

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    S 2 : Ep 15 - 4/15/06

    Spirit Week: The King and Queen of Spirit are destined to go out ,always! And Suzie wins the girls side with ease, to continue the family tradition of being the Spirit Week queen. Knowing this, Ned gets in a battle with Martin Qwerly for Spirit Week King. Cookie and Moze get stuck with the spirit stick and can't let it touch the ground or cause the school to have bad luck.
    Clothes: Ned and Moze get tickets from Missy's newly formed fashion police. Cookie creates the ultimate school uniform, complete with 'chicken pouch'.moreless
  • School Car Wash / Secrets

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    S 2 : Ep 14 - 4/8/06

    School Car Wash: The boys and the girls compete in the school fund raiser to see who can wash more cars. The boys team wants a hot tub, but the girls want to use the money more wisely. The boys, mainly Loomer, have bigger concerns than winning, while the girls band together to win.

    Secrets: Ned and Cookie see Loomer kissing Missy. Meanwhile, Loomer's friend tries to tell everyone that he is in the sewing club. Moze learns Seth can't read or write well, and really feels she should tell someone.moreless
  • April Fools Day / Excuses

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    S 2 : Ep 13 - 3/25/06

    April Fools Day: Ned, Cookie, and Gordy team up to fool the king of April Fooling: Vice Principal Crubbs. Moze tries to break up with Seth because she thinks he is getting annoying, but Seth thinks it's a prank every time Moze says that she is breaking up with him.

    Excuses: When a dog actually eats Ned's homework, nobody believes his excuse because everyone knows that is a common excuse.

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  • Asking Someone Out / Recycling

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    S 2 : Ep 12 - 3/4/06

    Asking Someone Out: Ned hires some people to find out if Suzie will go on a date with him.

    Recycling: Ned, Cookie, and Moze compete to win a mountain bike in a recycling contest. Everything they collect is stolen, but Cookies idea of gluing bottles together ends up in him having it bought by an art collector. Ned loses the guide in the recycling madness, and Moze sneaks into the teacher's lounge to collect recyclables.

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