Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Cellphones: Suzie and Ned try to keep their long-distance relationship, by talking in between classes. Moze gets a new phone she has no clue how to use. Cookie wears a jacket covered in 33 cellphones in attempt to win a Mustang Convertible from a local radio station.

Woodshop: Ned and Cookie blow up the art room, and have to switch to woodshop. Moze is entering a woodshop competition. Ned keeps overhearing Moze and thinks she is talking about her feelings for him. Cookie is on the run from a killer saw named "Christine".

Boys: Ned goes through a phase when Suzie moves away. The guys try and get him back to normal, so he can continue his guide. Meanwhile, Moze starts a class to help girls with understanding guys.

Girls: Ned has a hard time writing more tips when he realizes he has no tips about girls. So he asks Moze to take over for some tips. Cookie dresses up as a girl to find out what Lisa Zemo likes in a guy.

The Bus: Ned needs to get to school as quickly as possible to get a love note he left for Suzie that could ruin their relationship. Moze tries to get the new kid to sit with her, but Martin is making it difficult for her. Meanwhile, Cookie misses the bus and needs to find a way to get to school or his perfect no tardy record will be no more.

Bad Hair Days: Ned needs to sneak over to the high school to get a free haircut so he will have enough money to take Suzie out on a date. Moze tries many different hair to try and get the new kid to like her. Finally, Cookie attempts to get Lisa to notice his very, very tiny mustache.

Dismissal: Suzie moves into Ned's locker, Moze has to go to the bathroom and Cookie accidentally kisses Evelyn.

School Plays: Ned tries to stop Suzie from kissing another boy, Moze tries to stop Ned from ruining the play and Cookie tries anything to get on stage.

Popularity: Someone has made a list of the most popular kids at school. Ned tries to talk to Susie, even though he is not in the top ten. Cookie hunts down the list's maker to convince him to make Cookie popular. Lastly, Moze finds out she's one of Polk's top ten most popular kids, but still wants to hang out with her old friends.

Stress: Ned is stressed because he thinks Suzie has a new boyfriend and wants to break up with him. Cookie is stressed because his arch rival, Evelyn beat him on a test, and Moze is stressed about becoming her English teacher when she grows up.

Reading: Ned tries ways to avoid his reading assignments, and Moze starts a girls-only book club that Cookie desperately wants to be in it.

Principals: Principal Pal is retiring. It's up to Ned, Moze and Cookie to find a new replacement, or VP Crubbs will get the job.

Science Fair: Ned, with Moze's help, tries to disprove Sweeney's scientific theory that Ned can never win a ribbon. Cookie tries to win Vanessa back by showing her grandmother that he is not a monster by using Ned's paper towel experiment, while Ned uses Cookies experiment with Moze as his subject.

Study Hall: While Ned actually uses study hall to "study" for an important test, Cookie tries to sneak out to meet Vanessa and Moze must use the time to wear an embarrassing traction harness from an injury she got while demonstrating Ned's science fair experiment.

April Fools Day: Ned, Cookie, and Gordy team up to fool the king of April Fooling: Vice Principal Crubbs. Moze tries to break up with Seth because she thinks he is getting annoying, but Seth thinks it's a prank every time Moze says that she is breaking up with him.

Excuses: When a dog actually eats Ned's homework, nobody believes his excuse because everyone knows that is a common excuse.

Asking Someone Out: Ned hires some people to find out if Suzie will go on a date with him.

Recycling: Ned, Cookie, and Moze compete to win a mountain bike in a recycling contest. Everything they collect is stolen, but Cookies idea of gluing bottles together ends up in him having it bought by an art collector. Ned loses the guide in the recycling madness, and Moze sneaks into the teacher's lounge to collect recyclables.