Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Noel Fielding: If you dis him one more time, I'll slash you up. Kristen Shaal: I'm gonna watch. Simon Amstell: OK. Noel Fielding: I'm gonna give you a Chinese burn and then Kristen's gonna pour… Simon Amstell: Pot Noodle on me? Noel Fielding: Yeah go on… cream soda this time. Simon Amstell: And then some dragons are going to fly in and put bubbles in my head. Is that how it works? You say funny words and it works, does it? You just throw out weird words: Hippopotamus and juggling, is that what happens? Anyone can do that! I've got fact-based jokes! Noel Fielding: Don't… make me cut the stuffing out of your pillow. Simon Amstell: With a pair of scissors, made of glitter? Noel Fielding: No! With a motorbike made of jealousy.