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New Girl S03E18: "Sister III"


What a shockingly uneventful conclusion to Linda Cardellini's New Girl trilogy. While "Sister" and "Sister II" mostly effortlessly introduced and acclimated Abby to the loft, "Sister III" fumbled when it came time to kick her out, with an episode that was more about Nick and Jess's co-habitation hang-ups. The situation ultimately inspired Abby to move back in with her mom so that she could be... more independent? Okay. 

If we look at Nessy's story purely as a Nessy story, the rocky road to their sharing a bedroom was fraught with the usual hilarity and weirdly accurate observations about mundane crap—thanks, Nick.

It's easy to shrug off Jess and Nick's concerns about condensing their living arrangements into a single bedroom. At first protest, I totally did. After all, they're already living together. They're already sharing one bed or the other on a probable nightly basis. If anything, it makes more sense for them to combine rooms than not to. 


Personal space is a strange beast, though. We all need it, and if people find themselves craving it in the midst of a committed relationship, guarding what little "me" space is left, it doesn't mean that their relationship is damaged or anything, but it does require having one of those oh-so-awkward let's-sit-down-and-talk-about-our-commitment-to-Sparkle-Motion talks. Most of the time, the issues are more mentally driven than anything else, and they don't even have to make a ton of sense. My handsomer and more manly half travels a lot for his job and more often than not, it sucks, but every now and then, I sit in our empty apartment and practically vibrate with excitement because I can do whatever I want.

It's completely irrational. I can do whatever I want any other time too. I'm an adult. I'm on the lease. We're gettin' hitched and he knows I'm a weirdo. There's nothing left to hide—not even gross, dirty feet OMG Nick Miller WASH THAT SHIT—and yet, the urge to go all Jessica Day in a swanky hotel room occasionally rises to the surface... and that's okay.


Jess and Nick are still at the stage where any sort of perceived weakness in their relationship damns the whole thing, and given Nick's legendary resistance to change, it's no surprise that the idea of sharing a bedroom full-time resulted in instant terror and initiated a full-blown contemplation of the seaworthiness of the S.S. Nessy. By holding on to their solo bedrooms, Jess and Nick maintained a protective barrier against either one of them appearing too flawed or too weird, even in minor ways, i.e. Jess's book light or Nick's nightgown long shirt. The details of the conflict were silly, yes, but they were also the sort of romance-killers that can easily crack a former perception of idealized perfection. For as much progress as Nick and Jess have made since THE KISS, in some ways, they're still enamored with their illusions of each other, rather than the gross human reality of each other. They even seem to be aware of that habit, and opted to keep their separate bedrooms at the end of "Sister III," only to be forced back into sharing when Schmidt decided to move back in. Oops.


This shacking-up business, of course, was only initiated in response to Abby moving in with Schmidt so suddenly. Cece's quest to expose Abby for the serial-people-user that she is appeared to backfire when an apparent drug run was revealed to be more of a craft supply run, and even a B&E over at Schmidt's loft turned up nothing but some curious housekeeping/garbage-tending habits from Schmidtty. Cece ultimately apologized, but then Abby had to go have a heart-to-heart with Jess and decide on her own that she's an awful person who uses other people to fuel her adventures, prompting the tail-between-her-legs return to her mom's house in Portland.

To be fair, Abby's story was never going to end a different way. From the minute she showed up, she was always going to return home eventually. I'm just disappointed by the big reveal that yes, Abby is every bit the sad, broken trainwreck that her sister and her sister's friends believed her to be. New Girl has turned reworking tropes and screwing with our expectations into an artform, but this time around, the show put so much effort into building Abby Day up, implying that there was more to her than met the eye, only to drop everything at the last moment. Abby ended up being exactly who Cece and Jess spent two weeks telling us she was.


On that note, I guess if we ignore the Abby stuff, "Sister III" was a relatively solid ensemble episode, with not-entirely-filler appearances from Coach (bemoaning his relationship with Cece) and Winston (training for the police academy exam and totally tattling on Jess's hotel stay). The problem with ignoring the Abby stuff for the sake of saying nice things about everything else is that, well, the episode was called "Sister III." The conclusion to Abby's story was the entire point. Oh well, it's generally the last part in any trilogy that tends to be the weakest. 



NOTES

– One-liner of the week! "When you're naked, you're powerful and it's glorious. When you're changing, you're hunched over and covering, like an animal." —Nick

– Honorable mention goes to Schmidt with "Expose your crack and love will fill it." 

– OMG FERGUSON LIIIIIVES!

– What are your thoughts on Schmidt's impending returning to the loft? 

– What are your thoughts on Abby's departure? 


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AIRED ON 5/10/2016

Season 5 : Episode 22

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I believe it was Nick who said: "Expose your crack and love will fill it." Other than that, loved the review.
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Schmidt continues to carry this show, week in, week out.
I don't know how much longer I can watch this show sink so low in quality.
Can we tone down the Winston please? He is irritating.
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One-liner of the week! "When you're naked, you're powerful and it's glorious. When you're changing, you're hunched over and covering, like an animal." —Nick–
Honorable mention goes to Schmidt with "Expose your crack and love will fill it."

OMG I had to rewind 3 times and watch both of those again. Nick has the strangest, most original hangups!
All three guys in the regular cast are SUPER hilarious!


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The show was good again. Farewell Abby, please go far away. You were ruining my favorite show.
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Well, i can say that with the last 2 episodes New Girl's back on course(for now). It was pretty good. Abby's gone, good. Schmit's return was sloppy. Three-year lease for a store just like that?

-Oh, this is my long shirt.
- I look like George Washington.
- Hobo! Ho-hobo, for real!
-You know I'm doing this for you, right
-I put my coffee grounds in a plastic bag so it doesn't get the rest of my trash dirty.
-Well, I got news for you, buddy.You ain't getting 'em! Not today. How 'bout I take your pants, huh? Not like that, everybody! I'm not trying to take the little kid's pants.

Also noticed the scenes in promos with all of 'em at the beach was cut.
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I'm still shuddering about the feet thing. Ugh if there ever was a dealbreaker with Nick that'd be it for me.
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YEAH the sister is gone!! Finally..!! Now coah has to go to...before this series becomes what it was again...

Nick and Jess need to break up...that is so much more fun to watch, then seeing them dealing with moving in issues...for example..
Cece was cool this episode, following the sister with Schmidt and coach...

But i keep saying it...new girl is not anymore what it was...sad...:(:(
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  • He has the feet of a hippy cult leader
    His feet look like the little match girl who wondered around in England selling matches
    OMG This episode was hilarious
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OMG the writers remembered Ferguson! welcome back feline friend
I feel like Abby went away like super duper fast and I know that's obvious I feel like she deserved a more interesting good bye
With Schmidt back there ought to be problem so many people can't get along in such a "tiny space"!
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no one else noticed that the kid Winston thought would pants him looked exactly like Lena Dunham?

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More Ferguson & less Abby? Yep I am in...
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I was very happy to see Ferguson. Hopefully, he is featured more
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I literally cried out "Ferguson!" when he appeared on screen. Then was bitterly disappointed when we didn't get to see more of him.
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Best part of the episode for me.
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How come i didn't see the scene with everyone on the beach???
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I think those are episode stills from a scene they decided to cut. :(
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This is what I'm wondering about. Everything else be dammed. We barely get any Winston as it is, and then they cut out what looks like another one of his great scenes.

And stop - nobody gets to argue - EVERYTHING Winston does is great. Winston is great. Winston....Winston.....Winston &3 :D lol
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Episode observation: Jess once again ruins one of Schmidt's relationships.

This time it might have been unintentional (a byproduct of Jess' heart-to-heart with her sister), and last time Schmidt might have deserved it (for two-timing), but she's really getting all up in my favorite character's business and I'm wondering when he's going to finally call her out for it.
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OK, first of all: don't know about the rest of you, but I would LOVE to have my face licked by Linda Cardellini. There. I said it. Judge me all you want, I don't care - IT IS MY TRUTH!

This was undoubtedly the weakest "Sister" episode of the trilogy, and probably the least funny one of 2014. I'm kinda tired of Winston being so much of a weirdo now - is he weirder since Coach return or was he always this way and I never noticed? I'm happy, though, about Schmidt going back to the loft, even because of bizarre reasons (whatever works), and I'm really happy about Cece's protectiveness toward him - get those two crazy kids back together already!

Hoping for the funny to come back next week, is all I am saying.
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I respect your "truth". My "truth" is the same as yours... except you would have to substitute Claire Holt in for Linda Cardellini.

I agree about your Winston observation too, but I think it started at the beginning of this season (not when Coach arrived). I don't know why the writers are taking him to such extremes, but there are times when I do and do not enjoy it. I'd also like to point out that Schmidt has basically reverted back to his initial characterization (from the pilot), and I'm not a fan of that move.
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Hey, completely supporting your 'I'm-totally-cool-with-Claire-Holt-licking-my-face' stand - hell, I approve of it!
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I used to love this show. Now I'm just sad to watch it. They completely lost the charming and engaging dynamics in the group and are desperately trying to patch it up by bringing more and more characters into the show, when the easiest thing to do would be to pull back and regroup. I'll watch until the end of the season but if things don't improve I don't think New Girl will be on my schedule next season..
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I kinda hope Schmidt does something with the store. Sell something zany and befitting to his character. Or he gives it to Cece for something...
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Feet should always be washed. Only now she noticed his dirty, dirty, dirty feet????
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So apparently the New Girl writers have just straight up decided to give up on Coach and make Damon play Brad again. Which is cool and all - I love me some Brad. But Brad without Jane is no true Brad.
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Yeah, that was so obvious. Coach's original character was cool tho.
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The last couple of episodes had me thinking the same thing. And while I love CeCe, I didn't even need this episode to show me that the two of them paired up are nowhere near Brad and Jane levels of awesome.
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This comment has made me remember how much I miss Happy Endings.
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Me too. Happy Endings was awesome.
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Year of Penny!
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I've been yelling "Year of Larissa" since New Years'. So far, I've had the same amount of luck as Penny.
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ugh...the steady decline of a once awesome show....bring back "true american" or something...have schmidt do stupid hijinks and make an ass of himself while saying the most bizarre and hilarious stuff! Create more crazy situations with Nick and not limit his humor to stupid beliefs...umm...get rid of coach since he doesn't bring anything to the table really and get the show back on the bandwagon of reuniting Cece and Schmidt...(I have no idea what to do with winston, but usually a token african american can diversify the humor, so maybe make him a cop already and do one or two things similar to b99 but not alot to make you think its a cheap knockoff...probably impossible though...)

Just a few thoughts on how to revive this stagnating season...
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Maaaaannnn. This episode was tired as all hell. Boring sitcom tropes lacking in any grounding in reality and lame retreadings of themes they already dealt with last episode. What's going on with this show? It's like FOX is deliberately tanking it to make Brooklyn Nine-Nine look better.
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Why would Jess and Nick both move into Nick's room if Jess had a much bigger room? In fact, why does this even matter if they lived in the same place? I hate plots that can be defused with kindergarten logic.
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Whatever. Secretly, I always wished you'd been covering Being Human instead. Now THAT was a good episode. Shut up, I get a day behind on my shows sometimes. Mondays are hard.

Okay, fine, Abby. The economics don't work out. If she had a store front she could get her savings and become independent quicker.
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