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New Girl

Season 2 Episode 17

Parking Spot

Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Feb 19, 2013 on FOX
out of 10
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109 votes

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    New Girl "Parking Spot" Review: Parking Wars and the No-Nail Oath

    "Parking Spot" finally tackled the one burning question left over from Jess and Nick's kissy-face-smoochie time: What does Schmidt think?

  • Episode Summary

    When Schmidt discovers a parking space, all four roommates fight to see who will get it, placing further tension on Jess and Nick. The truth about the kiss gets out to Schmidt who is angered that Nick violated the "No nail oath." Winston goes on a search for a condom.moreless

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    • One of the best episodes yet!

      The way how they treated the weirdness and emotions by using a seemingly mundane subject such as the fight over a parking spot was just brilliant. I almost liked this episode better than the "Cooler". Also, Winston's trousers were quite funny... ;-)
    • Destiny, the Lady B**ch

      I just don't think this show could get any funnier. And I think ALL of the guys, Nick, Winston, and Schmidt are an impeccable humor team (Greenfield & Deschanel get all the notoriety, but Johnson & Morris deserve just as much recognition as far as I'm concerned). Oh, how I literally LOL'd. And I love Brenda Song for Winston <3 I think the pivotal moment of utmost comedy though, was after Schmidt read the no-nail contract to Jess, and she reacted. Bahahahahah.moreless
    • Funniest episode ever :)

      It was a really funny one, and I am so curious of when and what is gonna happened between Jess and Jack!?
    • Parking Spot

      Parking Spot was a very entertaining episode of new girl. I really liked the character and plot development. There were many great character defining moments. The story was well written and the actors played their parts very well. There were some great action scenes sounds plenty of drama throughout. It was hilarious to watch the roommates fight over a parking spot. The lengths to which some rose was funny. I liked how everything played out and I look forward to watching what happens next! !!!!!!!!moreless
    • Game of Parking Spots

      I have loved these few episodes after the kiss. The writers have managed to make the episodes not so filled with drama which surprised me. Even though the main plotline with the parking spot was funny. It was Winston's quest for a condom that was so ridiculously weird that I couldn't stop laughing. So a great episode.

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (4)

      • Winston: Now I walked around with "Yum" on my butt all day, I deserve sex--protected sex.

      • Schmidt: This is your fault, Nick. You compromised the whole loft. We had an agreement. When Jessica Day signed that lease, you, me, and Coach all took a no-nail oath.
        Jess: No-nail oath?
        Nick: I didn't break the no-nail oath.
        Schmidt: Your mouth nailed her mouth.
        Jess: For the record, no one nailed my mouth. That's important to me.

      • Winston: (through the door) Hey Cece! It's Winston. You got a rubber? I need a rubber!
        Cece: (to Shrivang) He said "rhubarb." That's how he pronounces "rhubarb." It's so weird.
        Winston: (through the door) Nah, nah, I need a condom for my penis!

      • Jess: You can't escape destiny. She comes for us all, that relentless bitch. That's right. Destiny's a lady.
        Schmidt: Destiny might be a lady, but victory has a penis. Direct quote, Scott Caan.

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