After leaving her long-time boyfriend, Jess moves into an apartment with three men, and tries to reenter the dating world.
Zooey Deschanel |
Jessica "Jess" Day |
Max Greenfield |
Schmidt |
Hannah Simone |
Cecilia "Cece" Meyers |
Jake Johnson (II) |
Nicholas "Nick" Miller |
Damon Wayans Jr. |
Coach |
Guest Star |
Mary Elizabeth Ellis |
Caroline |
Guest Star |
Ian Wolterstorff |
Spencer |
Guest Star |
Waitress: You're all on a date?
Nick: Yeah, we're her boyfriends. We are reverse Mormons. One man just isn't enough for her.
Jess: (on the phone) I gotta go, Mom. No, I'm not watching Dirty Dancing. No, I don't think so. (to Nick) Hey, are you going to murder me cause you're a stranger I met on the internet?
Nick: Yes I am.
Jess: (back to the phone) He says no.
Schmidt: Nick, it's all you buddy.
Nick: Well first, let me say that I think you guys make some really interesting points. Points that I respect. But I will say this, I have lived with a woman, Caroline, as you guys know, and so I know that there are pros and I know that there are real cons, guys.
Coach: Nick, you're weak!
Nick: Okay, pro: they smell nice. Cons: every once in a while the mood changes, you're not sure why. They'll ruin your life if you let them. They'll break down your will to live. Pros: They're really good at folding.
Jess: The other day I bought a pair of jeggings. They're like jeans but they are leggings.
Coach: I...You...WHO CARES?! Sorry.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: September 20, 2011 on Citytv
Germany: January 5, 2012 on ProSieben
United Kingdom: January 6, 2012 on Channel 4/Channel 4 HD
Finland: February 13, 2012 on Sub
Damon Wayans Jr, who plays Coach, had to be written out after ABC's Happy Endings, where he plays one of the leads, was renewed for a second season.
Schmidt: I'll be like your guide.
Jessica: Like Gandalf through Middle Earth?
Schmidt: Probably notlike.. ok, first of all lets just, lets take the Lord of the Rings references, lets put them in a deep dark cave.OK? Where no one's gonna find them. Ever.
Jessica: Except Smeagol. (whispering) He lives in a cave.
Referencing Tolkien's Lord of The Rings novel (also adapted to film)
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