New Girl

Season 2 Episode 19

Quick Hardening Caulk

Aired Tuesday 8:30 PM Mar 19, 2013 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Schmidt: (after being stung by jellyfish) I want you to pee on my face.
      Winston: What?
      Schmidt: You need to pee on my face.
      Winston: I can't.
      Schmidt: It will sterilize the wound. Please do it, Winston.
      Winston: I cannot pee on your face.
      Schmidt: I thought you were with me till the end.
      Winston: I just peed in the ocean, so I'm all out.
      Schmidt: You peed in the ocean? Disgusting.
      Winston: Look, look, I know this is a dumb question. But will number 2 help?