The landlord mistakenly calls Nick "Brad." Damon Wayans Jr., who played Coach in the pilot, plays a character named Brad in Happy Endings.
Schmidt: (about his New Year's resolutions) I was very young. And drunk.
Winston: Were you too drunk to (reading) "begin the search for the cocoon that will one day release your butterfly"?
Cece: No, it does not say that one!
Nick: That's number three!
Schmidt: Why are you doing this to me?
Winston: Maybe I just got bored painting your interplanetary ass dojo. This is my favorite: "find out where Winston gets his sparkle, and then steal it."
Nick: (about the landlord) That man wants to sleep with you.
Jess: No, he doesn't. He was just showing me how to close the closet.
Nick: Okay, anytime a man shows a woman how to do something from behind, it's just an excuse for him to get really close and breathe on her neck. Watch any sports movie.
Jess: I just want to apologize on behalf of all of us for lying to you about how many people live here.
Schmidt: Stop reminding him.
Jess: But while you're up here, might as well just fix a few things. Please...Remy?
Remy: How did you know my name?! Did they call you?
Jess: I saw your tattoo that says, "Hello, my name is Remy," and I just...I took a leap of faith.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: February 7, 2012 on Citytv
Germany: March 21, 2012 on ProSieben
Finland: April 16, 2012 on Sub
United Kingdom: July 10, 2012 on E4/E4 HD