New Girl

Season 1 Episode 3


Aired Tuesday 8:30 PM Oct 04, 2011 on FOX



  • Trivia

    • : Near the beginning of the show Jess says she has little girl bike shorts on under the dress, but in the bathroom she calls them underwear and they look like they have lace on them, when they didn't in the beginning.

  • Quotes

    • Schmidt: Gretchen, you think that, like, hooking up at all these weddings...I mean, one of these times, can we go on an actual date?
      Gretchen: No, I'm just using you for your body.
      Schmidt: Oh, okay. Cool.

    • Schmidt: Jess, I have to home with Brooke tonight. I deserve someone like Brooke. She's perfect, and it doesn't matter that I have gymnastic, mean-spirited, highly-educational sex with Gretchen. It's just--that's not what I want anymore, okay? Not tonight.
      Jess: What's so bad about liking Gretchen? I mean, you guys obviously have, like, a weird connection.
      Schmidt: No, no, no, no. I want to connect with Brooke. I want to connect with her in the shower, on the floor...
      Jess: Okay, you know what? You can keep talking, but I'm gonna put my hands over my ears.
      Schmidt: ...sitting Indian-style.

    • Jess: (to Caroline) Well, I'm Nicholas's girlfriend. We just started dating, so we're still in that honeymoon phase. I barely sleep. So much doing it.

    • Schmidt: There's Brooke.
      Jess: Who's Brooke?
      Nick: He's been into her since freshmen year. She used to get drunk and pass out on our porch. It was like having a hot, alcoholic cat. I'd always leave water out for her.

    • Jess: Hey. She has a boyfriend. She shouldn't have been flirting with you all night. You can't be her back up plan. You have to let each other go. So now, you have to make a decision. Am I gonna stay locked in a photo booth for the next hour? Or am I gonna get out there, take my shoes off, and dance my face off? Come on, it's up to you.

    • Nick: (To girls in photo booth) You guys wanna see a grown man cry? No? Then get out!

  • Notes

    • Although credited, Hannah Simone (Cecilia "Cece" Meyers) does not appear in this episode.

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Canada: October 4, 2011 on Citytv
      United Kingdom: January 20, 2012 on Channel 4/Channel 4 HD
      Germany: January 18, 2012 on ProSieben
      Finland: February 27, 2012 on Sub

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