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Joanna's visiting Aunt Louise tries to atone for her decades of terrible treatment of Dick by giving them a unique wedding portrait, only to later witness Dick selling it to George for $5; Larry and the Darryls sell all their worldly possessions to buy a Rolls Royce, while Michael and Stephanie struggle with the concept of living on a budget.moreless
Stephanie becomes a menace to everyone she crosses paths with due to her raging prenatal hormones, and winds up in jail after slapping a mall security guard for being refused her demand to try on a much-too-small dress.
Unable to pay his $800 bill, a visiting British dignitary instead makes Dick the Lord of Stumpworth on Thames. The title makes Dick the most popular guy in town, but leaves Mayor Chester feeling in the dumps when Dick's selected to preside over a ribbon cutting at the new bait store.moreless
Desperate to bring in a higher income, Michael quits his job at the grocery store to become a lounge singer; The Stratford hosts a weary couple whose cross country vacation has fallen far short of expectations.
A special episode of Vermont Today focusing on "Hidden Shame" turns George into the town pariah after he admits to accidentally driving a car into Johnnycake Swamp during a teenage gang initiation prank.
Dick is chosen to judge the annual Poetry and Pastry contest, but controversy erupts when Miss Goddard uses her feminine wiles to try to influence the judging, and the townspeople question the authorship of Joanna's entry; Dick and Joanna agree to host an all-male baby shower for Michael.
Dick accidentally burns down the Maison Hubert restaurant while enjoying an after-dinner cigar, and despite taking in Hubert while he recuperates, Hubert vows he will "get Monsieur Loudon"; One of the Darryl's considers collagen injections for his lips to impress the women at the DMV.
Michael and a pregnant Stephanie return from a six-month honeymoon cruise totally unprepared for parenthood; Larry and the Darryls claim to have created cold fusion in a ketchup bottle.