Joanna gets her own realty television show, providing a great lead-in for Vermont Today. Dick loves the big ratings, but can't stand Joanna's amorous co-host. Meanwhile, one of the Darryls receives a manservant as a present.
Michael revs up the stale Ye Olde Apple Days festival, leaving George and his traditional activites in the cold..until George organizes a rival festival. Larry and his brothers stage a walk-a-thon when swampland is endangered.