Season 5 Episode 12


Aired Tuesday 8:30 PM Jan 12, 1999 on NBC
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Dave and Lisa fight for an apartment, which Max decides he wants; Joe and Beth "fix-up" the show's website.

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      • Matthew: Question one. If I was walking around in the desert, really really thirsty, would you give me a drink?
        Dave: What?
        Matthew: Just answer the question.
        Dave: Yes, I would give you a drink.
        Matthew: Lisa.
        Lisa: From my own canteen.
        (Matthew rings bell)
        Matthew: Round one to Lisa.
        Dave: Aw come on. This is dumb.
        (Matthew rings bell)
        Matthew: Another point to Lisa.
        Dave: Matthew come on.
        Matthew: You really don't want that apartment, do you Dave?
        Dave: All right, I'll shut up.
        Matthew: Question two. If I was sick, what would you give me?
        Dave: Tea.
        Lisa: Cocoa.
        Matthew: Are those your answers?
        Dave: I'm switching to soup.
        Lisa: Sticking with cocoa.
        (Matthew rings bell)
        Matthew: Soup! Good call, David! Question three. Who is your favorite member of the brat pack?
        Lisa: Emilio Estevez.
        Dave: Allie Sheedy.
        Matthew: Sorry, no points awarded. The correct answer is Judge Reinhold. Judge Reinhold.
        Lisa: Matthew, Judge Reinhold is not a member of the brat pack.
        (Matthew rings bell)
        Matthew: That's going to cost you a point. Okay, lightning round. If my name weren't Matthew, what would you name me?
        Dave: Craig.
        Lisa: Kent.
        Matthew: If I was a girl.
        Dave: Megan.
        Lisa: Susanne.
        Matthew: If I was from another country.
        Dave: Maria.
        Lisa: Helga.
        Matthew: From another planet.
        Lisa: Gorbleena.
        Dave: Matthew!
        (Matthew rings bell)
        Matthew: Correct, David.

      • Max: I'm Max Louis, news anchor and family man. Well, actually I don't have a family, yet. But with this apartment, I can get the process started by bringing home women. And after all, what's more important than family?

      • Joe: I've examined each of the candidates carefully and I've come to the following conclusion. It's all about committment. Dave here, has made a committment to a very impressive array of consumer electronics, while Lisa, on the other hand, has only a stereo and an alarm clock.
        Lisa: That stuff's expensive, Joe.
        Joe: Yeah, well so are books, but you seem to have plenty of those things.
        Max: Don't my five electronic toothbrushes count for something?
        Joe: No.
        Max: Well they should. I've practically eroded my gums away.

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