Season 5 Episode 12


Aired Tuesday 8:30 PM Jan 12, 1999 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Matthew: Question one. If I was walking around in the desert, really really thirsty, would you give me a drink?
      Dave: What?
      Matthew: Just answer the question.
      Dave: Yes, I would give you a drink.
      Matthew: Lisa.
      Lisa: From my own canteen.
      (Matthew rings bell)
      Matthew: Round one to Lisa.
      Dave: Aw come on. This is dumb.
      (Matthew rings bell)
      Matthew: Another point to Lisa.
      Dave: Matthew come on.
      Matthew: You really don't want that apartment, do you Dave?
      Dave: All right, I'll shut up.
      Matthew: Question two. If I was sick, what would you give me?
      Dave: Tea.
      Lisa: Cocoa.
      Matthew: Are those your answers?
      Dave: I'm switching to soup.
      Lisa: Sticking with cocoa.
      (Matthew rings bell)
      Matthew: Soup! Good call, David! Question three. Who is your favorite member of the brat pack?
      Lisa: Emilio Estevez.
      Dave: Allie Sheedy.
      Matthew: Sorry, no points awarded. The correct answer is Judge Reinhold. Judge Reinhold.
      Lisa: Matthew, Judge Reinhold is not a member of the brat pack.
      (Matthew rings bell)
      Matthew: That's going to cost you a point. Okay, lightning round. If my name weren't Matthew, what would you name me?
      Dave: Craig.
      Lisa: Kent.
      Matthew: If I was a girl.
      Dave: Megan.
      Lisa: Susanne.
      Matthew: If I was from another country.
      Dave: Maria.
      Lisa: Helga.
      Matthew: From another planet.
      Lisa: Gorbleena.
      Dave: Matthew!
      (Matthew rings bell)
      Matthew: Correct, David.

    • Max: I'm Max Louis, news anchor and family man. Well, actually I don't have a family, yet. But with this apartment, I can get the process started by bringing home women. And after all, what's more important than family?

    • Joe: I've examined each of the candidates carefully and I've come to the following conclusion. It's all about committment. Dave here, has made a committment to a very impressive array of consumer electronics, while Lisa, on the other hand, has only a stereo and an alarm clock.
      Lisa: That stuff's expensive, Joe.
      Joe: Yeah, well so are books, but you seem to have plenty of those things.
      Max: Don't my five electronic toothbrushes count for something?
      Joe: No.
      Max: Well they should. I've practically eroded my gums away.

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