Dave: If I move the phone at all or jostle it in anyway the line cuts out so I'm pretty sure the jack is broken.
Joe: Well if it's broken, I can fix it.
Dave: Well take my word for it the jack is definitely broken.
Joe: Then I can fix it.
Dave: Okay what's wrong with it?
Joe: It's broken.
Dave: And can you fix it?
Joe: Yeah, I've got some spare parts laying around. I could rig up something for you by noon.
Dave: No, no, no rigging.
Joe: Aw, come on.
Dave: No, no, just splurge and go down to the hardware store and spend 25 cents for a new jack.
Joe: I have never and will never use any of that machine made mass produced garbage. I don't play that game.