Season 5 Episode 9


Aired Tuesday 8:30 PM Dec 09, 1998 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Matthew: Does your mother talk like that all the time?
      Lisa: What?
      Matthew: You know, ugly, like the way you're talking. Does she do that ugly talk all the time?
      Lisa: Can we not bring my muthah into this, please?
      Matthew: No, no I'm not. I'm just thinking, what if your mom talked like that? You must be embarrassed every time she opens her mouth.
      Lisa: Matthew, I have a wicked shoht fuse today, okay?
      Matthew: No no no, I was just thinking I guess I'm lucky because everyone in my family talks like normal people. I guess we can't all be that lucky though, right?
      Lisa: Okay, yes, my muthah talks like this, and so does my fathah and so do all my bruthahs. And guess what, they're tons smahtah than you.
      Matthew: I'm sorry, I didn't understand a word. Could you repeat?
      Lisa: Matthew. Do you like apples?
      Matthew: Sure.
      Lisa: (knocks bag of popcorn out of Matthew's hands) You spilled your popcorn. How do you like them apples?

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