Lisa: Ted's death was nothing but a freak accident.
Joe: No, it wasn't. Matthew had nothing to do with it.
Dave: There was an accident involving the copy machine.
Matthew: I told you that coffee machine was trouble.
Beth: No Matthew, the copier where we make copies.
Matthew: The coffier's where we make coffees? That doesn't make any sense.
Dave: I can't claim that I knew Ted well but I do know that he had his passions. Star Wars was one and, apparently, he was also a devoted member of the Ku Klux Klan, a fact I only learned moments ago. Sure wish someone had mentioned it but there you have it. Oh, it says here that he also loved tennis.