Matthew: You told Beth and Sandi that it was against company policy to date me.
Dave: Yeah, I'm sorry. A policy is a policy, Matthew.
Matthew: This explains a lot.
Joe: What about you and Lisa?
Dave: This policy only applies to Matthew.
Joe: That makes no sense at all.
Matthew: No, no it does. You'd be surprised. There's a lot of company policies that only apply to me.