Season 5 Episode 3

Lucky Burger

Aired Tuesday 8:30 PM Oct 14, 1998 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Max: No one wants to know the real me.
      Dave: Well why not?
      Max: Because I'm, I'm weird.
      Dave: It's okay, Max.
      Max: You know I work very hard to conceal my weirdness from the world, and now you just want to unleash it on everyone.
      Dave: Everyone is a little bit weird.
      Max: I collect buttons.
      Dave: Sounds like a fun hobby.
      Max: And rubber bands. I put peanut butter on practically everything, even steak.
      Dave: It's an acquired taste but it's hardly that weird.
      Max: I still have the sweater that my mother knitted me when I was a baby.
      Dave: Well that's sweet.
      Max: And I'm wearing it right now.