Max: (on air) Before I go on with the new, I would like to read a personal message to the listening audience.
Dave: Okay, here it comes. Get ready to cut the feed, Joe.
Max: Let me start off by saying that I've had a rather spotty professional career. To be frank, I've been fired a lot. Too many times to count. Okay, thirty seven. But so far, the people here at WNYX have not fired me. In fact they even let me on the air. Which is promising. And so, what ever the future may bring, I'd like to take the time now to offer my profoundest thanks to the whole gang here. The station's owner Mr. Jameson. Barbara, the red headed temptress. Beautiful Brown Haired Journalism Woman. Tall Skinny Guy With Glasses. Electrical Man, of course. And especially the man who has given me the confidence to be myself, my new new director: Dave Nelson. And most importantly, I promise to do the best job I can and in doing so honor the memory of my dear friend: Bill McNeal.
And now on with the news...
Dave: Okay. We keep him.