Dave: Matthew, your promotion doesn't really put you in charge of Lisa.
Matthew: Embarrassing I see. We're more like equals then.
Dave: No, it's more like she's still your superior.
Matthew: So the title's more like a figurehead thing then. (Dave nods head in agreement) Oh what are you going to do next? Make me Queen of England.
Dave: No, I was thinking more like Marquis de the Supply Closet.