Season 5 Episode 22

New Hampshire (2)

Aired Tuesday 8:30 PM May 04, 1999 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Joe: I can't believe you're just gonna let everybody quit like that.
      Dave: Oh, it's just a case of temporary insanity, you know. Mass, infectious, purely temporary insanity.
      Joe: I just can't believe I'm never going to see those guys again.
      Dave: Well, Joe, I mean, even if they do go up there, New Hampshire's only a three hour drive.
      Joe: Maybe for you, but I don't travel.
      Dave: No, it's a really nice drive.
      Joe: I don't think you get it. I've never been outside New York City my whole life.
      Dave: Never?
      Joe: I took the ferry once to Staten Island. Does that count?
      Dave: No.
      Joe: Then never. You know, I figure I was born here in the cradle of civilization. Why would I want to go anywhere else?
      Dave: Uh-huh, well you got a point, Joe.
      Joe: Of course, when you leave the city, that's when they get you.
      Dave: When who gets you?
      Joe: The aliens. You know, 93.7% of all abductions occur outside of New York.
      Dave: Okay let me see if I've got this straight. You've never left New York city limits because you're afraid that the.
      Joe: I'm not afraid of anything.
      Dave: I understand, I understand.
      Joe: I want to be clear on that. I'm Joe Garelli, and I'm not afraid of anything.
      Dave; Fine, and Joe I really wouldn't worry about it. I'm sure they'll come back and visit us from time to time. I mean, you know, those that are still on the planet Earth.
      Joe: Dave, you're right.
      Dave: Right about what?
      Joe: I gotta go up there. I gotta help them. I gotta confront my fears.
      Dave: No Joe, confronting your fears, that's the cowards way.
      Joe: Dave, they don't even know what's in store for them. Abductions, implants, forced breeding. I gotta be brave.
      Dave: No no, be afraid, be very afraid.
      Joe: Dave, you don't want a Matthew-alien hybrid running around out there, do you?
      Dave: Well no, but.
      Joe: Dave, it's too late. My path has been set. I'm gonna go up to New Hampshire and kick some little alien ass, or tentacles or whatever they got. I'm just gonna shoot low and kick hard. I gotta go.