Season 2 Episode 1

No, This is Not Based Entirely on Julie's Life

Aired Tuesday 8:30 PM Sep 19, 1995 on NBC
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Episode Summary

Beth sends erotic pictures of herself to her "long distance" boyfriend in London. Meanwhile Joe tries to catch the person that is stealing his gelato out of the freezer every morning.

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    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (4)

    • QUOTES (5)

      • Beth: Dave, what do you do when you're in a relationship and the sexual heat starts to fade?
        Dave: Gosh, I don't know. Ask my boss about it?

      • Dave: Mr. James, I thought you were taking vacation this week.
        Mr. James: I'm on it.
        Dave: Good. Where are you going to go?
        Mr. James: Why travel when you've got the resources of the world's greatest city right here? Right?
        Dave: Right.
        Mr. James: I'm gonna go use the can.

      • Someone is stealing Joe's gelato
        Dave: I guess now all we can do is wait.
        Joe: Or you know what I could do? I could rig up a tiny mercury switch to a low grade incendiary device that would explode a blast of gelato on the perpetrator when they open up this container.
        Dave: That container?
        Joe: No, a container like this. Not this one.
        Dave: Joe, I'd like to open your gelato.
        Joe: Why do you want to open this?
        Dave: I just would. It's a thing.
        Joe: Go ahead, it's alright.
        (Dave opens the gelato. There's no explosion)
        Dave: Okay I'm sorry Joe. I just had to check.
        Joe: No problem.
        Matthew: How did you know it wouldn't blow up in his face?
        Joe: I built in a time delay.

      • Lisa: (suddenly entering Dave's office) Have you ever taken naked pictures of yourself?
        Dave: (to speaker phone) Mom, I'm going to have to call you back.

      • Cathy: Milos?
        Bill: That's that janitor guy.
        Cathy: He has a name, Bill.
        Bill: Right! Milos the Janitor Guy!

    • NOTES (4)

    • ALLUSIONS (1)

      • Jimmy: Dave, want to see a film about a talking pig?

        Jimmy is referring to the critically acclaimed movie of 1995 Babe, which features not only a heroic talking pig, but an enitre barnyard of talking animals.