Season 5 Episode 4


Aired Tuesday 8:30 PM Oct 21, 1998 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Joe: I made you something, dude.
      Dave: What is it, a time machine?
      Joe: Dave, do you see a steering wheel on this thing?
      Dave: My mistake. Sorry.
      Joe: It's a white noise machine. Its soothing electronic noise will help you relax.
      Dave: Aren't those things usually a little smaller?
      Joe: Welcome to the big leagues, Dave, 'cause those little baby machines have maybe three settings at the most.
      Dave: Mm hm. This one?
      Joe: Four. Ocean surf, summer rain, Alpine snowdrift, and Yosemite lullaby.
      Dave: Joe, great, but maybe I'll try it tomorrow, alright? You mind just turning it off now?
      Joe: Oh, the off switch doesn't come until this weekend.
      Dave: Is there a volume switch?
      Joe: Yeah you want it louder?
      Dave: No, softer.
      Joe: Ehh, I'll have to get back to you on that one.