Joe: I made you something, dude.
Dave: What is it, a time machine?
Joe: Dave, do you see a steering wheel on this thing?
Dave: My mistake. Sorry.
Joe: It's a white noise machine. Its soothing electronic noise will help you relax.
Dave: Aren't those things usually a little smaller?
Joe: Welcome to the big leagues, Dave, 'cause those little baby machines have maybe three settings at the most.
Dave: Mm hm. This one?
Joe: Four. Ocean surf, summer rain, Alpine snowdrift, and Yosemite lullaby.
Dave: Joe, great, but maybe I'll try it tomorrow, alright? You mind just turning it off now?
Joe: Oh, the off switch doesn't come until this weekend.
Dave: Is there a volume switch?
Joe: Yeah you want it louder?
Dave: No, softer.
Joe: Ehh, I'll have to get back to you on that one.