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Dave: You must have some skeletons in your closet. Jimmy: Hell, I've got skeletons running around raiding food from the fridge, it's like a skeleton convention in there.

(Dave tries to talk to Matthew but starts laughing at his moustache) Dave: I'm sorry Matthew, I can't pretend that's not there. Matthew: If you were a chick, you wouldn't be giggling. Dave: If I were a chick, I wouldn't be talking to you.

Lisa: I just don't understand what Jimmy is doing. Bill: Eating a sandwich. Lisa: No. I mean, what could he possibly be thinking? Bill: Probably "Mmm. Good sandwich."

Jimmy: (upon seeing Matthew's new moustache) What's the story with your face, son?

Bill: Your confusing thesis has captured my attention. Tell me more.

Mr. James: Light the fuse and run away eh Dave? Dave: ...You baffle me sir.

Lisa: They're all decent persons Dave, but once a man throws his hat into the ring it is my duty, as a journalist, to make him my bitch.