Season 4 Episode 22

Sinking Ship

Aired Tuesday 8:30 PM May 12, 1998 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Phil Hartman: Oh. Good evening. I'm Phil Hartman from the NBC sitcom...
      Offstage Voice: NewsRadio.
      Phil Hartman: Yes. Exactly. Those of you who faithfully tune in to NewsRadio whenever we're on, enjoy following the misadventures of our little crew at WNYX. But every now and again we, and by we I mean the inconsiderate jerks who write this crap and then force me to say it, WE like to kick back and say "What if". For example what if WNYX wasn't a radio station at all, but rather a massive luxury liner called "Titanic"? Well tonight, with a budget of over $200, we hope to answer that question. So sit back. Relax. Don't be afraid to cry. I do it every day. Tears of joy. Because of high quality NewsRadio episodes like the one you're about to see.