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    arob22

    [1]May 7, 2006
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    post some of your favorite wildstyle jokes here I'll go first

    Kattto Spanky) If you don't like hair I can always wear a hat but you broke and you fat ain't no hat for that.

    Mikey Dayto Mike Jones) Your rhymes are tired and played you won all that fake bling at an arcade.

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    shenra

    [2]May 13, 2006
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    Katt- Hickory Dickory dock your b**ch is on my cock I took her down turned her down adn now she sells my rocks
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    rhlhemani2

    [3]May 17, 2006
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    it was katt to affion
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    Jaybone203

    [4]May 20, 2006
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    Katt to DeRay- Hey I know you did Barbershop, I give Cube his props and that's where it stops.
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    M-Yu

    [5]Jun 25, 2006
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    Katt to Kanye: Now I'mma tell you something/me without my perm is an example/so what you need to is try to do a song without a sample


    Edited on 06/25/2006 2:26pm
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    Simplton

    [6]Jul 24, 2006
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    I
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    frypan91

    [7]Aug 21, 2006
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    Now Wayne Brady, I know you're a star, but I've got more chrome on my belt buckle than you got on your car.
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    chrissy640

    [8]Aug 22, 2006
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    katt to the big guy : " you might have jokes, but i got riches you just mad cause my hair look better than your b***es".

    The indian girl to eva pigford: " i know I'm indian yes that true, but are you black, i got more ass than you"
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    M-Yu

    [9]Sep 1, 2006
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    Her name is Rasika Mathur
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    misslee022884

    [10]Sep 4, 2006
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    Affion to Ying Yang Twins (not a direct quote):

    "What's wrong with your outfit couldn't you match it? Looks like you got your ass beat by an Easter basket"

    whatever he said, it was hilarious

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    LauraLovesMilo

    [11]Sep 9, 2006
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    Spanky to Mikey Day- Let'scut straight to the core, Your mom's a myspace whore

    Mikey to Spanky- hey yo spanky yeah thats great, how come your mom's on my top 8!

    Theres my boyyy Mikey Day Serving it!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Lost_FAN_atic

    [12]Sep 20, 2006
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    i think the funniest one has to be the asian dude with the comeback along the lines of "i got 1600 more points than you on the SATs"
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    frypan91

    [13]Sep 21, 2006
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    You mean Gene Hong with, "Yes, I'm Asian, like it's a disease, but I got 6 times your score on the SATs!"

    Too bad hes no longer in the show or we don't get to see him a lot.
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    JohnnyMalRox

    [14]Jan 27, 2007
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    misslee022884 wrote:

    Affion to Ying Yang Twins (not a direct quote):

    "What's wrong with your outfit couldn't you match it? Looks like you got your ass beat by an Easter basket"

    whatever he said, it was hilarious


    That joke was GREAT!
    season 3: Katt to Taran-U should have been in season 1 to see what I did, but i'm not Michael Jackson, I don't f*** w/ white kids.
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    evanisking

    [15]Feb 16, 2007
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    Katt: See your not ready for a pimp son. You're a white b**ch and I'm O.J Simpson
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    JohnnyMalRox

    [16]Feb 18, 2007
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    Affion: Im what caused the breakup of Nick and Christina
    He walked in and saw my d*** imBetween her

    Nick: Another Christina joke, wow how clever
    the only reason we broke up is so me and yo mom can get back together
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    YankzBoy96

    [17]Mar 3, 2007
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    Nick Cannon on the mice u all could be meaner i bet u all brush u all teeth with julery cleaner
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    sweetmemi

    [18]Jun 8, 2007
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    Snoop: snow white and the seven dwarfs, i think they looking for you. somthin something....you're this small, you're at this amount, let me dismount, you cant even bounce, you cant even roll, let me give something you can hold...deezz nutz!
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    darknaruto44

    [19]Aug 25, 2007
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    i have no clue who said this or who it was to but it went like this

    you didnt get good grades in school but when it comes to breast you got sraight AAAAs

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    funebune

    [20]Sep 27, 2007
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    Good one. I thought it was Leonard and not Affion.
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