Night Court Season 1 Episode 10

Lana: There's no answer at the Russian consulate and the U.N. thinks I'm crazy.
Dan: Find a Russian restaurant. Somebody there must speak Russian.
Lana: Great idea.
Dan: Thanks.

Harry: All right. Everyone, clear out of here.
Lana: Harry, we are not gonna leave you here alone.
Dan: I really don't think this is the time to question the judge's authority.
Liz: I'm not leaving either.
Dan: Will you listen to yourselves, people?
Harry: Liz!
Liz: This is my client and I'm staying. What we have here is a frightened, lonely, confused human being. A stranger in our land alone in his misery and I, for one, will not desert him in this, this desperate time of need. (Liz handcuffs herself to Yakov)

Harry: Yakov Korolenko.
Yakov: Hello, Joe.
Harry: Might we have a language problem here?
Liz: We definitely might, Your Honor. My client speaks only a few words of English and we haven't been able to find a Russian interpreter.
Harry: But we are working on it.
Liz: Yes, sir.
Art: I understand you're looking for somebody who speaks Russian.
Harry: Do you speak Russian?
Art: No, but I'll give it a shot.

Dan: Hi gang. How enough for ya?
Liz: Have you noticed how he never sweats?
Lana: I don't understand. I think everbody sweats.
Bull: Except snakes. I read that.
Dan: Where?
Bull: At the dentist.