Night Court

Season 1 Episode 4

Welcome Back, Momma

Aired Unknown Feb 01, 1984 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Harry: You have a lot of pets, don't you, Eleanor?
      Ms. Brandon: Yeah. Oh, I used to. Fish, mostly. The man at the pet store told me I overfed them, though. I thought floating was just their way of resting.
      Leonard: Come on, Ma. I'll take you back.
      Harry: Fish can't talk to you, Leonard.
      Leonard: Oh, thank you very much, sir. I'll make a note of that.

    • Liz: Your honor, I know I haven't been here very long and sometimes I, well something I don't know what the hell you're talking about. I'd like to pass on some advice that my Uncle Lionel used to give me: Talk with your head but listen with your heart.
      Harry: He sounds like a wise man.
      Liz: Yeah we have no idea why he killed himself.

    • Selma:Your Honor, can I use some of the petty cash to buy food for those bathing beauties.
      Harry: Sure. How are they getting along?
      Selma: Well as far as I can tell, on looks alone. I just hope they know that at 30 the party's over.

    • Harry: When I was a kid growing up, Mother's Day didn't mean any more to me than Groundhog's Day. Never had one of those either.

    • Harry: Miss Brandon, do you have anything to say?
      Ms. Brandon: Yes, you're even better looking than I imagined.
      Lana: I'll get those paper bags now.
      Ms. Brandon: When Harry was four his hair was dark like his Uncle Otto. Who would think it would've lightened up so much?
      Dan: Yes, it goes nicely with the robe.
      Harry: You know my Uncle Otto?
      Ms. Brandon: Of course.
      Harry: Then I take it we have met.
      Ms. Brandon: A long time ago.
      Harry: I'm afraid you have the advantage Ms. Brandon I just don't remember you.
      Ms. Brandon: Well how could you. The last time I saw you, you were only five.
      Harry: Ms. Brandon?
      Ms. Brandon: Harry, I'm your mother.
      Harry: Oh, pleased to meet you.

    • Harry: Let me guess, this guy was peeping into their dressing rooms.
      Lana: He's the victim, Your Honor. The ladies are the defendants.
      Harry: You mean to tell me these sweet innocent looking young women…
      Lana: Beat the snot of this man, right.

    • Harry: Hey, Bull. Why so glum?
      Bull: Oh, first it was Grenada and then Lebanon.
      Harry: Yeah, I know what you mean.
      Bull: Seems like every time I start to get close to a girl, she gets shipped out.

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