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Night Court

Season 1 Episode 9

Wonder Drugs

Aired Unknown Mar 07, 1984 on NBC
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Episode Summary

Lana disrupts the proceedings after taking a powerful cold medicine.

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    Ron Feinberg

    Ron Feinberg

    Man in Dress

    Guest Star

    Sandy Martin

    Sandy Martin

    Woman in Audience

    Guest Star

    Arva Holt

    Arva Holt

    Woman in Audience

    Guest Star

    Jack Riley

    Jack Riley

    Emil Dutton

    Recurring Role

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (6)

      • Lana:I can't talk to Emerson, not after what you did to me.
        Harry: I didn't do anything to you.
        Lana: You kissed me.
        Harry: No, you kissed me.
        Lana: Sure, after you practically begged for it.
        Harry: Lana, because of your condition, I am trying my best not to lose my temper.
        Lana: Well what are we gonna do about it?
        Harry: What are we going to do about what?
        Lana: This thing that's happening?
        Harry: Nothing is happening!
        Lana: You used me!
        Harry: Lana!
        Lana: A little afternoon delight with the help and then forget it, eh, Harry?
        Harry: (to Mr. Bostwick) I'm very sorry.
        Lana: Why are you apologizing to him? You should be apologizing to me. I mean, I'm the one that got hurt. You never liked me!
        Harry: I like you, Lana!
        Lana: Oh, you never did! I was just office equipment.

      • Lana: Emil Dutton, Your Honor. Alias, Mr. Froufrou. Charged with gambling, disorderly conduct, inciting a riot, attempted assault, attacking an officer and resisting arrest.
        Harry: What, no lewd behavior?
        Emil: I was too drunk.

      • Selma: Slow down.
        Lana: I feel great. Thanks. Whatever the medication is, it seems to be working. I don't feel so drained anymore. You know, I feel vigorous ... like I could ride my bike around the park.
        Selma: You know, my doctor made me get one of those exercise bicycles.
        Lana: Really? Does it have one of those little machines on it that measures your blood pressure and your pulse rate?
        Selma: Used to, but I took it off.
        Lana: Why?
        Selma: Make room for the ashtray.

      • Lana: I want children, lots of them. My doctor says that I'm built to have children.
        Man in Dress: I envy you.

      • Bull: The guy in the dress wants another strip search.
        Harry: What a sickie.
        Bull: Yeah.
        Harry: I mean, gloves with a cocktail dress?

      • Harry: Lana, are you okay? You look kind of, uh--
        Lana: Peaked?
        Harry: Yeah, and mealy.
        Lana: Mealy?
        Harry: Kind of gamy.
        Lana: Look, I'm sick, all right? For your information, it's just a virus. My doctor gave me a prescription, and I'll be fine.
        Harry: Well, good, then take your medicine, take the night off, go home and go to bed.
        Liz: (just walking in) Hi, everybody.
        Lana: (still talking to Harry) I cannot do you any good in bed.
        Liz: No man's gonna buy that.
        Harry: Don't worry about me. I can take care of myself.
        Liz: (surprised) He bought it.

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