Night Gallery

Season 2 Episode 63

Satisfaction Guaranteed

Aired Unknown Mar 22, 1972 on NBC

Episode Recap

An employer visits a placement firm which assures "Satisfaction Guaranteed." The official in charge, Mrs. Mount, assures him that they have never failed to place an employee with an employer.

Mrs. Mount calls in the first candidate and goes on about her secretarial virtues. However, the employee informs Mrs. Mount that the candidate simply won't do. Mrs. Mount has a second person come in but the employer dismisses her even faster.

An increasingly anxious Mrs. Mount calls in the third candidate, an older woman, but the employer barely glances at her before saying she wont do.

Confused, Mrs. Mount can't understand what the employer is looking for. Her own secretary, the overweight Miss Blodgett, comes in and the employer immediately says that she will do. Mrs. Mount points out that Blodgett is totally unqualified as a secretary, but the employer writes out a check and says that his payment should overcome any objections. Mrs. Mount then asks when Blodgett should leave, and the employer takes out a fork and knife and says he'll have Miss Blodgett right there.

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