Host: Painting Number two. Something on the abstract side to annotate that which is not abstract at all: greed, avarice, and man's constant hunger to change what he doesn't like by whatever means. Said means in this case being a little science mixed with a little black magic. Welcome, if you will, The Housekeeper.
The name of the writer listed in the original titles was Matthew Howard, a pseudonym Douglas Heyes used when not directing the episode himself.