Christian: Hey, I'm all for it. With today's medical advances, there's no reason our healthy seniors shouldn't be having babies. Think of all the savings. You can share diapers, daycare, yummy jars of string beans.
Liz: (Re: fat patient) He's a heart attack waiting to happen.
Christian: You're in jail for some hot piece of teenage ass?
Matt: She's not a teenage piece of ass. She's your age, okay? She's the life coach my mom hired to get my grades up.
Christian: Your grades, asshole, not your dick!