Season 1 Episode 7

Cliff Mantegna

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Sep 09, 2003 on FX



  • Quotes

    • Ridley: (to Vanessa) I'm not like you. I'm not a lezzie.
      Vanessa's Mom: What's a lezzie?
      Ridley's Mom: Your daughter likes vagina.

      Christian: Are you doing this because you were rejected by a woman?
      Mr. Mantegna: One woman? Try thirty. In one night.

      Christian: Don't worry, Mr. Mantegna. When we're done with you, the only tits you'll be feeling up are gonna belong to Hooters girls.

      Julia: Can't a woman just do something nice for her husband?
      Sean: A woman can definitely do something nice for her husband. You driving 20 minutes to bring me lunch sounds like a woman who wants her husband to do something nice for her.

      Julia: Having three-way sex in my house is a very big deal, Matt.
      Matt: You guys are lucky that that was all I was doing. I know kids hooked on crank, kids who are plotting to blow up the school.
      Julia: Congratulations. You win the award for least screwed up teenager.

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