Children And Adults
Written by Jennifer Salt And Hank Chilton
Directed by Patrick McKee
10
"Perfect"
Christian (to Mrs Grubman): "You were obsessed with your looks and plastic surgery and in the end, it cost you every relationship you ever had".
That speech brings three words to mind: pot, kettle and black! Yes, Mrs Grubman did destroy every essential relationship in her life but Christian isn't exactly far off that mark himself given his tendencies to self sabotage and poorly treat anyone who tries to get close to him, including his own family at times.
The last time we saw Mrs Grubman (excluding the alternative reality version in "Julia McNamara"), we saw that her excessive use of plastic surgery had rendered her immobile and instead of pulling a blank slate on that important event, it's very much touched on when in Christian's office, Grubman and he hired help Avetta schedule an appointment with the hunky Dr Troy. If I were Christian and I realised that this woman was on the books again, I would be thinking "oh crap, here we go again" because let's be honest, Grubman does bring on those kind of thoughts in a person.
Two years is a long time not to see one of your regular clients and with Grubman there was a good reason. Originally she planned to visit McNamara/Troy to get some work done so she could make a public comeback after beating some of her paralysis (her improved speech more or less cementing that) but fate decided to deal her yet another ugly hand and Grubman reveals to Christian that she's developed Stage 4 lung cancer and now wants her surgeries after her funeral, which she has decided will now be her very public comeback.
While I don't agree with the way someone like Mrs Grubman tends to think, a part of me kind of admires her bizarre determination to be the best looking cadaver ever seen in a Miami funeral home and church. It's also a very obvious "up yours" to dying as well, so it's nice that she has some fighting spirit within her.
Slipping into a recurring character that hasn't been on the show for quite a while can a tricky thing but Ruth Williamson's performance not only reminded me of how much I kinda liked Grubman, though she was highly irritating but it also felt like she never left the series in the first place. There are some pretty poignant scenes between her and Christian as after the vileness of last week, he shows up to her place when Avetta tells him that she is refusing to eat anything, which Christian is able to remedy by offering her botox if she takes her soup. Once again, this is consistent with the Grubman we all know and although there are some obvious parallels between how her and Christian have and had lived their lives are predictable, these two play off each other so well, you'd be hard pressed to really mind.
I also loved how Grubman's death came about too and the manner it was handled in. Both Grubman and Avetta stopped by Christian's office, briefly chatted with Avetta then leaving to read some magazine and as Christian was about to give Grubman some botox, she simply passed away in her seat with a knowing Christian closing her eyelids shut.
Even the scenes with Christian and Nurse Linda as they did Grubman's final surgery had a powerful kick in them, which got even better as they were merged with Burt Bacharach and Ruth Williamson singing and let's just say that Williamson has an amazing singing voice that makes you wonder why Grubman didn't get a grip on her vanity and work her vocal chords. Grubman's death is also the most moving we've had on the series since Megan O'Hara's suicide in Season One's "Adelle Coffin".
I kinda knew that Christian and Avetta were going to be the only ones who would actually show to Grubman's funeral but it was still a little upsetting that not even her daughter Claire didn't come even if it gave Christian the ample opportunity to hit home on both Grubman and I'm sure somewhere in between his rant, his own foibles.
On the plus side, at least Grubman left him a pretty useful parting gift which could be used to benefit McNamara/Troy at the end of this season, when things with Michelle and Burt go further down the toilet. Also, while I don't really rate Mo'Nique as an actress, I have to admit I was impressed with her as Avetta her, especially given how low key her performance, which is strange given how OTT this woman usually is. Plus I enjoyed the friendly sniping with her and Grubman too!
The other pressing matter in this episode is the long awaited and dreaded surgeries that Sean is too insistent that Connor should have, which are further heightened, when taking himself, Connor and Annie out for breakfast, some kid makes fun of Connor's hands and when the father gets aggressive with Sean, the latter reacts by thumping him.
Although I don't overly condone, I understood why Sean did punch Mr Thompson. It's bad enough Thompson's kid made fun of Connor but not only did the father do nothing, such as getting his kid to apologise to Sean but he also acted as if Sean didn't have a right to be upset about it. When Julia discovers that Sean's altercation could be costly she orders him to apologise to Mr Thompson, which Sean grudgingly does. It turns out that Mr Thompson isn't the biggest moron in existence when he accepts Sean's apology and listens to him open up about his own fears in regards to Connor and for the first time, Sean does articulate them a damn sight better than before.
The conversation also shows the contrasting opinions Sean and Julia now have to surgery as both parents come to blows over putting their son under the knife. You can easily see why Julia is now not so open to the idea on Connor being operated on. Sean was dismissive with her at breakfast when he talked about operated on infant hands and even in the meeting with Christian, Dr Mugabi and Marlowe, none of the doctor's actually took either Julia or Marlowe's concerns quite seriously. They may not be medically trained but it's pretty damn rude to dismiss a parent's fear of her own child's safety.
Sadly for us, the writers decide to take a big cliché by having Julia kiss Marlowe when he threatened to quit as the meeting from hell. Now, I love the friendship between these two so I really have to ask Ryan Murphy and company why go there? Julia and Marlowe work better as friends, not groin buddies.
Also hands p who thought that all along Sean's obsession with Connor may have had something to do with a deformity he had a child himself? Okay, I think everyone did and in a series of impressive flashbacks, we see that Sean had a facial cleft and how not only did constant taunting drive him insane but it also caused conflict with his parents when mother Kathleen used Sean's college fund to get plastic surgery to fix his face, which in the end motivated his father Tom, who couldn't handle things to abandon Sean. To most people this would be a big deal but as a child, I could understand how much this affected Sean and I do sympathise.
That being said, I still think Connor is way too young for surgery as evasive as the ones he's having and perhaps Sean should wait until the boy is older and give him the choice. I do appreciate that he told Julia about it, which changed her mind and allowed Sean to operate on his son, in scenes that I did have a bit of trouble watching although the merging of young Sean and current Connor's surgery was beautifully done as was the gorgeous closing shot, which did tug the heartstrings. Also in "Connor McNamara"
Patients of the week: Aside from Ms Grubman and Connor McNamara, Avetta signed up for some free lipo after getting little in Grubman's will.
Avetta (to Christian): "Can I answer that one? Because there are a few things that I don't like about Driving Ms Crazy"
Mrs Grubman: "No you can't answer that, Avetta. If I wanted someone with an opinion, I would've hired Star Jones".
Christian: "I'm your plastic surgeon; I won't be your undertaker"
Mrs Grubman: "There is not an undertaker in Miami who has an ounce of your artistic talent, Dr Troy".
After four years we finally learn that Mrs Grubman's first name is Hetta and before meeting her husband she was going to be one of Burt Bacharach's girls.
Kathleen (re Sean): "This isn't about me. He's being taunted and humiliated and he's suffering".
Sean (to Mr Thompson): "Your son's an **** but not half as big an **** as his father".
We learned that Morgan plays baseball (like Sean) and is a short stop but is slower than the other kids.
Christian: "All we doctors, we got a number of tricks up our sleeves"
Julia: "That was a reasonable question, Christian".
Marlowe's defence against the surgeries included talk of how surgeries at a young age could often lead to bigger problems later on. Sean and Christian shouldn't dismiss him like that.
Christian (to Mrs Grubman): "Eating out in public, that's fantastic"
Avetta: "Baby it was like opening the gate to hell".
Avetta cracked me up with her nicknames for Grubman, which included **** Pants" and "Fatty Belt Buckles". Grubman set up a trust fund for free plastic surgery too.
Julia (to Marlowe): "Do you know the difference between God and a surgeon? God doesn't think he's a surgeon".
Chronology A few days since "Burt Landau". This episode was also devoid of Matt, Kimber and Michelle and Liz barely had anything to do. Sean: "What if they laugh at me?"
Kathleen: "They're fools if they laugh at you. Who cares what fools think?"
Standout music: "This Girl's In Love With You" by Ruth Williamson and Burt Bacharach and "Jesus To A Child" by George Michael.
This episode knocked me for six. "Connor McNamara" had everything that confirms my love for this series. I know there are some viewers not pleased with this season but not me. The quality in the writing of this episode and the characterisation was beyond perfect tonight.moreless