Eden Lord is 18 years old. (The actress portraying her, AnnaLynne McCord, was born in 1987 and was 20 at the time.)
Olivia: Eden is rebelling... remember how you always want to shock your parents... well most kids go through that stage, but... when your mother is a lesbian, it's a tough act to follow.
Sean: I think she's doing a hell of a job.
Eden: Your virginity... is something sacred. It's a gift you give for someone you love.
Olivia: (to Liz) Honey! Look in the mirror! You've got sexy spilling out of every pore!
Everett Poe: My clients don't come to me for a haircut, they come for the ideal of Olympic beauty.
(after Sean told Christian about the hot tub incident)
Christian: Thar, she blows, laddy.
Sean: Damn it, Christian. She got sick.
Christian: Oh, come on. It's no big deal. There are plenty of women out there. Some are even potty trained.
Sean: Well, I'm not like you, okay? You see the slightest imperfection in a woman and, poof, you're gone. Well, news flash, the only kind of woman who doesn't fart and cry and look like crap in the morning is either inflatable or dead.
Julia: My migraines had just gotten so bad that actually it was my mother of all people that suggested I got acupuncture.
Olivia: I put two needles in her and, bingo, she starts to sob.
Julia: And she let me stay until I'd stopped and then I invited her out to dinner to thank her.
Liz: And you're still thanking each other, huh?
Christian: Mr. Poe, how long have you been a plastic surgery addict?
Everett Poe: Well, I'm hardly what you would call an addict.
Christian: Really? Let's see. You've had two rhinoplasties to reshape the nostrils and straighten out the bone, a chin augmentation, two blepharoplasties, a canthopexy to tighten up the bottom lid and give you that catlike appearance there, a brow lift, two otoplasties. Am I missing anything?
Everett Poe: Chin reduction, not augmentation.
Christian: My bad.
Music featured in the episode:
'(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction' - Devo
'I Know What Boys Like' - The Waitresses
'California' - Rogue Wave
'Rehab' - Amy Winehouse
Portia de Rossi is credited as a Special Guest Star.