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a list of all the messed up things Matts ever done or been involved in

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    clarkgable17

    [1]Feb 14, 2008
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    Let us start with him trying to circumcize himself and then his girlfriend oops likes girls and wants a 3 some to keep her girlfriend pleased. Matt hits Cara with a car, finds out christian is his real father, Has sex with Ava who turns out to be a dude, Matt finds Ava's son dead after he commited suicide, Matts confusion leads him to beating the **** out of a pre op tranny who later has a gang of trannys get him back by peeing on him. matt finds a new girl who is a crazy nazi then her dad tries to kill matt and cherry and matt has to cut cherrys penis off,matt turns to kimber and scientology then gets her pregnant, Matt gets hooked on meth and then kimber leaves him and takes the baby, he burns himself trying to make meth and falls into a pool, meets rachel a israeli burn victem who he falls in love with she rejects him so he goes and has sex with a girl christian hooked him up with who might be his half sister.

    add anything i left out but after all this i wouldn't be surprised if matt gave up and killed himself.

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    hmnut7

    [2]Feb 14, 2008
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    yeah I thought about this before. The fact that Matt isn't in a insane asylum is proof enough that the show is fiction, because no human could go through half the s*** he has and not be completely f***ed up.
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    clarkgable17

    [3]Feb 14, 2008
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    he is like an emotionless robot that clings on to anything or anyone that shows him the slightest bit of attention or acceptance
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    TodoLand

    [4]Feb 14, 2008
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    Matt's become whinier and whinier since season 3 ended so...yeah. Either his acting got worse or he's really been affected horribly and has become a whiny little rag.
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    Nursetiffany

    [5]Feb 14, 2008
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    Don't forget after he hit Cara with the Car he let his friend Henry go to jail because he lied on the stand......sorry something like that would just get to me
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    kraylith

    [6]Feb 15, 2008
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    Just because he isn't in an asylum doesn't mean he ought not to be. Matt should be locked away for a time and be forced to contemplate everything, he's just getting more and more f***ed up. His reaction to Rachel's "confession" last episode was just another example, he's like manic-depressive. A certain amount of drama is to be expeced when breaking up (but were they ever a couple, except in Matt's imagination?), but what he did was just too much, and far too sudden. No "please reconsider" or something, just "you b*tch suck, go f*** yourself!"
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    Saint-Emmy

    [7]Feb 15, 2008
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    Lets not forget he stole a christmas diorama and painted them all white with his weirs nazi girlfriend and then stole face bleach for her. Although he did then realise she was wrong in the head..... I dont see where the writers are going with matt. I think soon there may be a break down though
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    laneangel

    [8]Feb 15, 2008
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    i think you pretty much wrap it all boy i serously don't know why the boy is still alive ??? i think every normal guy would've give up after the ava incident but he keeps going on and on dude i'm impress
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    clarkgable17

    [9]Feb 15, 2008
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    oh that nazi girlfriend she was quite the catch wasn't she haha
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    tjaman

    [10]Feb 15, 2008
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    clarkgable17 wrote:
    oh that nazi girlfriend she was quite the catch wasn't she haha


    And with such a stable home life.

    Still, I'm more creeped out by Colleen's bears than I am her mom's cookie jars.

    Although now that I think about it, both sets of things are pretty creepy ...
    Edited on 02/15/2008 7:46pm
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    clarkgable17

    [11]Feb 16, 2008
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    tjaman wrote:
    clarkgable17 wrote:
    oh that nazi girlfriend she was quite the catch wasn't she haha


    And with such a stable home life.

    Still, I'm more creeped out by Colleen's bears than I am her mom's cookie jars.

    Although now that I think about it, both sets of things are pretty creepy ...


    I am afraid of build a bear at the mall now thanks to nip tuck.
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    IdiotsloveBoxes

    [12]Feb 16, 2008
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    Who should we blame for Matt's problems?
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    jclu37

    [13]Feb 16, 2008
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    Don't forget that back before he married Kimber, he realized she would never love him. He told Christian, "She's still in love with you" but married her anyways.
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    Page_47

    [14]Feb 16, 2008
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    IdiotsloveBoxes wrote:
    Who should we blame for Matt's problems?


    Matt. Or, more specifically, Matt's penis
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    bertc

    [15]Feb 16, 2008
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    Let's not forget he worked in the porn industry taking it in the can
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    tjaman

    [16]Feb 16, 2008
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    bertc wrote:
    Let's not forget he worked in the porn industry taking it in the can


    Ah, good times, good times.
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    clarkgable17

    [17]Feb 17, 2008
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    matt thinks with his penis just like his daddy
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    Saint-Emmy

    [18]Feb 18, 2008
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    bertc wrote:
    Let's not forget he worked in the porn industry taking it in the can

    he never made the movie in the end though Kimber got jealous or something so they left and asked Christian and Shaun for money

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    teroriztah

    [19]Feb 19, 2008
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    bertc wrote:
    Let's not forget he worked in the porn industry taking it in the can


    nice
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