Matt: (after Annie asks him if he thinks Mary had sex with God) My personal theory is that Mary got it on with Joseph before the wedding. And then when Jesus was born less than nine months later, she told everyone it was a virgin birth. That way, no-one would know she had sex before she was married. It'd be pretty tough to get away with that today
Julia: Matt, knock it off.
Matt: Although, come to think of it, you and I know someone a lot like the virgin Mary. Only she got pregnant by her husband's best friend before the wedding. She also told a great big whopper of a lie and everybody believed it for a very long time
Julia: Yes, but her baby was no son of God.