Season 5 Episode 2

Joyce & Sharon Monroe

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Nov 06, 2007 on FX



  • Quotes

    • (Discussing Julia and her new girlfriend, Olivia)
      Christian: I can't stop wondering… do you think she yells out 'Ollie' or 'Livvie' when she's...
      Sean: Oh, shut up
      Christian: I didn't say anything
      Sean: It's what you're not saying. It's what I know you're thinking. Just say it; you're thinking she wouldn't be a lesbian if she'd been married to you. That I must be such a lousy lay that my wife went from dwarf humping to carpet munching.
      (Christian laughs)
      Sean: It's not funny.
      Christian: I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at us. I mean, come on, it is funny. Think about it. After all these years, Julia was the reason for our 'who's got the biggest dick contest'; now we find out, she doesn't even like 'em.