Nip/Tuck

Season 4 Episode 10

Merrill Bobolit

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Nov 07, 2006 on FX

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    • Merrill: I need an anal retread.
      Christian: That's a pretty expensive procedure, Merrill. I assume you don't have insurance.
      Merrill: Of course not. But you'll be doing the surgery for free. Unless you want to end up in prison, taking it like a woman too.
      Christian: Excuse me?
      Merrill: The only way for a guy like me to protect himself on the inside is to get married. (off Christian's look) It's not like I wore a white dress and danced to 'Unforgettable', Christian. I became someone's prison wife, someone more powerful than me.
      Christian: A bitch.
      Merrill: I prefer the term 'prag'. I cleaned, I did the laundry, I serviced him when he needed it. You'd have done the same thing in my situation, trust me.
      Christian: I'm no-one's bitch, Merrill.
      Merrill: Everyone is someone's bitch. Wasn't too bad actually. I found it somewhat liberating to have all of my choices taken away from me.
      Christian: Must be one hell of a guy. It usually takes six carats for a bitch to give it up like that.
      Merrill: They don't have wedding rings in prison. Marriage is symbolized by the branding of the husband's name on the wife's ass. Wanna see who my husband is?
      Christian: Not really.
      (Merrill drops his trousers and the name 'Escobar' is branded on his ass)

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