Season 2 Episode 13

Oona Wentworth

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Sep 14, 2004 on FX



  • Trivia

    • Goof: When Hannah is talking to Merrill in the hallway, her hair changes from bangs down to bangs up two times.

    • Featured Music:

      "Who Am I" by Peace Orchestra
      "More, More, More" by Andrea True Connection
      "Everybody Got Their Something" by Nikka Costa
      "Back To Life" by Soul II Soul
      "Touch Me (I Want Your Body)" by Samantha Fox
      "Key West" by Village People
      "Goodbye Stranger" by Supertramp

  • Quotes

    • Ava: I prefer we come to a more reasonable solution, right here but, if I can't, I'm not above calling a lawyer in.
      Principal Wentworth: Excuse me, Miss Moore. If I had a dime for every time a parent threatens legal action, I'd be living in Key West, sipping Piña Coladas and writing short stories.

    • Merrill: Do you know the difference between jealousy and envy Christian? Jealousy is when you realize someone has something you want, and if you work real hard you can get it. Envy is when you realize someone has something you can never have, no matter how hard you try.

    • Christian: Sorry I'm late.
      Miss Wentworth: Have a seat, Mr. McNamara.
      Christian: It's Troy. Dr. Christian Troy.
      Miss Wentworth: I'm confused. I thought you were his father.
      Christian: I am. I'm his, uh, biological father.
      Matt: I have two dads.
      Miss Wentworth: Well, was there a divorce? Oh, got it. Two dads. Emily Willis has two mommies. We're seeing more and more of this.
      Christian: Matt's father is my partner, Dr. Sean McNamara.
      Miss Wentworth: I understand.
      Matt: They're not gay, Miss Wentworth. My Mom slept with Christian before she married my Dad.
      Adrian: Technically, I don't have any father figures, but Matt's living in my house and screwing my Mom, so I pretend he's my Dad.
      Ava: It's true, Miss Wentworth. Matt and I are lovers. I was his life coach.
      Adrian: You see, Matt has a problem. He's a premature ejaculator.
      Miss Wentworth: OK, enough. I deal with dysfunctional families on a daily basis. And trust me, everyone has a story, and none of you are that special.

    • Sean: Did you urinate in the soap dispenser Matt?
      Matt & Adrian: (snickering)
      Sean: This act of aggression isn't funny, what's funny about it?
      Matt: This whole thing's funny dad, it's idiotic.
      Sean: I asked you a question, Matt. Did you do this?
      Matt: No.
      Sean: (menacingly) Adrian, was it you?
      Adrian: Ooh. He's scary, your other dad.
      Sean: You're not leaving here until I get an answer.
      Ava: Don't you dare threaten my son.
      Adrian: Yeah, I urinated in the soap dispenser. Do you want to spank me?

    • Ava: Matt's outgrown the sable rattling - don't pay any attention to this macho-postering man, we'll file for legal emancipation.
      Sean: You do that, lady, and in the two months it takes to get the court's approval, I'll talk to the press. I'll discredit you as a pedophile and a kidnapper and an overall menace to society. Then we'll see how soon your life coach business goes belly-up.
      Ava: I'm not afraid of your empty threats.
      Sean: You should be, Ava. You should be very afraid.

    • Madam Rose: We're gonna need another suitcase, Merrill.

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