No Angels

Channel 4 (ended 2006)


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Episode Guide

  • Season 1
    • Episode 101
      Episode 101
      Episode 1
      Responsible Kate is all but certain to be promoted to 'Sister', however fails to prevent herself from falling in love. SHO Jamie continues to ignore Kate's calls and text messages. He makes a serious mistake and discharges a very ill patient. The patient dies and Jamie's left to console the father but tells him, he never got the test results because of Kate. Kate loses her cool and punches Jamie out in the middle of the ward and then resigns. HO Callum is learning that making a nurses life hard is asking for trouble. Beth seeks revenge with the use of medical knowledge. At the '999' night, Beth sneaks a sedative into his drink. Lia's daughter Emma wants more than the weekly visits, she wants to spend time with the girls on a regular basis. Lia not being naturally maternal is against the idea. Anji meanwhile is not liking the new uniform which includes plastic petticoats, plus her one night stand isn't clear of what 'one' night means.moreless
    • Episode 102
      Episode 102
      Episode 2
      Anji's feeling guilty because of her promiscuous lifestyle, made worse by her future husbands celibacy. After he nearly catches her in a compromising situation she feels she has to come clean. She befriends a psychiatrist who's been abstinent for 3 years. With Kate gone, the running of the ward is male nurse Carl's responsibility. Carl's sense of humour isn't shared with the ward and he resents being the joke! When he forgets to label patients dentures, the girls have to get a set from the morgue. Beth seeks her revenge by conspiring with an obese patient to clutch him to her HUGE chest. Carl makes a sexual harassment complaint against them, this ruins his chance with Lia. McManus and Matron Adams attempt to rehire Kate. Kate has given up on the caring profession and refuses. After her passionate speech, she agrees to return but as a 'Staff Nurse' only. The hospital has been given a water feature but the girls assume its a water fountain.moreless
    • Episode 103
      Episode 103
      Episode 3
      Lia has to attend a meeting at Emma's school. She discovers Emma's dads got a new woman. They are planning to move away and Lia's not in the picture. Lia's not the parental type but with the thought of losing her, she realise that no matter how unusual their relationship is, she loves her. Al, her ex, realises Lia's feelings and takes the house of the market. The ward have to fill in a pointless questionnaire, Anji however solves a medical mystery. The surgeons removed the wrong kidney. Jamie takes the credit for the find, so Beth contacts a solicitor in revenge. The patient decides not to sue but Beth's still 100 pounds better off. Callum also makes a serious mistake during an intimate examination, that will be all around the district before his shifts finished. Kate's back! and shes no longer going to be a 'doormat'. Whilst taking her anger management course shes learned to say 'NO!', but how long will she last??? The girls take the mickey out of Beth, for faking her orgasms to the tune of Celine Dion's 'My heart will go on'.moreless
    • Episode 104
      Episode 104
      Episode 4
      Beth's got a new target in her life, Paul, whose been headhunted for a management position. Hes got everything; a good job, platinum credit card, a sports car and best of all doesn't bore her to tears. His only problem is, he has a game plan, and hes not playing Beth's game. Beth's then shocked by the admittance of her aunt, who's as common as muck, shes diagnosed with a foot infection. The girls think Beth's preserving her image by avoiding her, but in reality there's something more sinister afoot...Her cousin Kevin turns up and Beth's character changes completely, and it doesn't take her aunt long to put two and two together! McManus takes Callum under his wing, he bets that Callum will beat a rival consultants protege in a round of gulf. With all the socialising and coaching, Callum makes serious mistakes on the ward. Kate is dissatisfied by her 'motherly' image, so she ignores the housework and goes clothes shopping to discover her 'inner' self.moreless
    • Episode 105
      Episode 105
      Episode 5
      Anji is thrilled to learn that she has been seconded to train as a nurse. The new female registrar, Jane Salter, is finding it hard to fit in. The rumour is she's a lesbian! and her peers can't help but take the mickey. Anji provides her with support and advice, Jane finds that humiliating, so puts Anji in her place. Jane suggests that Anji was only considered for her new role because of race and the NHS wanting to promote 'Equal Opportunity'. When the other girls are made aware of that, Beth arranges a female stripper-gram for Jane's welcome party. After an amusing death, Kate befriends Ray, a morgue attendant with a morbid sense of humour. Beth diagnoses a patients heart complaint as 'Munchhausen'. When the PR dept find out about Beth's discovery, they use it to promote the Nursing Profession. Beth is made a local celeb...until the patient is re-admitted after drinking fabric conditioner. Callum confesses to Anji that hes only a doctor because his dad wanted him to be. Anji is inspired by Callum's confession and decides she doesn't want the same fate for her, shes happy being a support worker.moreless
    • Episode 106
      Episode 106
      Episode 6
      Paul is back in town, having been appointed Clinical Services Manager. He seems to be on the nurses' side, cutting down on the time wasted by doctors finishing their rounds of golf. Unfortunately it just creates more red tape. Jamie's sick of Callum being McManus' pet. Surely his skill on the ward should be worth more than his talent on the golf course? Lia gives Callum a few tips on sticking up for himself, but in his eagerness to use his initiative he overdoses a dying cancer patient. When he and Lia get dragged in to face Grizzly, Callum takes full responsibility. Beth attempts to rekindle her relationship with Paul, but he seems to have lost interest. On the spur of the moment, she takes Jamie home instead. Kate's not having much luck either. Ray won't take the hint and in an effort to dump him she has to resort to telling him she's allergic to his sperm. In a bid to become Leeds' answer to Carrie Bradshaw, Anji attempts to write an article about her sex life. Her attempt at a threesome is a terrible let-down, but she can still use her imagination…moreless
    • Episode 107
      Episode 107
      Episode 7
      Beth is appointed 'Discharge Champion' for the ward but is a little overzealous, discharging patients who are at death's door. Kate suspects she's doing it to impress Paul. Kate's new, partying lifestyle means she's rarely sober and the girls are losing all respect for her. Beth's the first to actually say so and they fall out. The holistic healthcare approach of the new Dutch registrar, Willem, raises a few eyebrows. While he's busy quizzing patients on their housing benefit, they're crying out for morphine. Crazy Kate is seduced by his holistic ethics and attempts to conform to his ideals. Finally, she realises that the only answer is to be herself. A coked-up Jamie tells a drugs rep that the hospital has fixed some research by throwing away any petri dishes which produced unfavourable results. The news gets back to McManus and the research grant is pulled. Beth misinterprets an off-hand comment from Paul and assumes that he'll pay for her to have her own flat. She couldn't be more wrong and by the time she finds out, she's already told the girls. In an effort to make peace, Paul finally manages to give her an orgasm.moreless
    • Episode 108
      Episode 108
      Episode 8
      Anji's future marriage plans are shattered when she discovers that Ajesh isn't going to marry her. At first, she suspects he's gay, but he confesses that he's been seeing another woman for the last 18 months. Anji's devastated. Beth doesn't listen to a word she says, so Anji turns to Callum for support. They're both under pressure from family and he's not going to put up with it. He takes a sabbatical from the hospital to re-evaluate his career. Anji vows to change – to be sensible, organised and grown up. Stella's questionnaires cause the girls to consider their futures. They've spent all their windfalls on cosmetics and holidays, while Stella's got plenty of cash squirreled away. They attend a meeting about nurse's finances, but their priorities are perfectly illustrated on the ward. The girls support a relative whose mother had a stroke just before what would have been a holiday of a lifetime. Maybe 'spontaneous and groovy' is the best option. In Anji's words, you don't know when you're going to die but come Saturday night, you know you'll need a kebab and a cab. Meanwhile Kate's confused about her relationship with Jamie. When she remembers his one-off shag with Beth, her paranoia is overwhelming.moreless
    • Episode 109
      Episode 109
      Episode 9
      Lia tries to be somebody she's not. She meets an irish man who's visiting his dad in hospital but she only wants sex with him; the last time she had sex was on new year's eve... 1999.
    • Episode 110
      Episode 110
      Episode 10
      The girls are horrified by the prospect of a new ward sister. However, a hospital training day provides them with an opportunity to fight back. Anji coaches Callum for a date.
  • Season 2
  • Season 3