No Ordinary Family Season 1 Episode 8

George: The call went out as "in progress." This could be our chance to finally bust 'em, Jim. What's it going to be, man? The nooky or the crookie?

Katie: His name is Will. And he's a dash of Edward mixed with a smidge of Wolverine. Which means absolutely nothing to you.
Stephanie: Of course I know who Wolverine is. Uh, he's the one with the muttonchops and the really long nails.
Katie: They're claws, actually.
Stephanie: And this is sexy?
Katie: Okay, we're gonna go back to science before somebody says something they might regret.

Daphne: Hey, so Bret Martin asked me out on a sushi date tonight.
JJ: I've got bigger fish not to fry.
Daphne: Clearly your giant brain hasn't changed your ability to make bad puns.

Stephanie: And what if it's not a virus but a hypersensitivity, like an allergy?
Katie: Oh, my God. One time I was on a trip to Russia, and I thought I was allergic to the water. Turns out, I was just drinking vodka.

JJ: This happened because of me.
Jim: Wait a minute, what are you talking about?
JJ: The proximate cause--the philosophical notion that if not for a specific action, a particular result would not have occurred
Jim: Okay, you lost me at "proximate."